Post by Craig on Jul 29, 2021 12:05:50 GMT -6
Master of Horrors
WCF US Title Match
Roy Speede vs Brad Kane
The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.
CAN
YOU
HEAR
ME
NOW!?!
As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage with Abbie Grande at his side. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists as Abbie starts down the ramp slowly.
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins walking down the ramp toward the ring, high-fiving fans one side of the ramp as Abbie high-fives the cheering fans to the other side. He climbs onto the apron, and then climbs the outside of the turnbuckle as Abbie circles around the ring. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Corey Black: This kid is gonna fuckin' die tonight. As well he should anyways for coming out to a shitty band like Hollywood Undead. This is XIII FUCKING METAL YOU PUSSY.
Bobby Cairo: It wouldn't shock me. That's not to say Roy Speede isn't a good competitor just that he's walking into the Lion's Den.
"Cuz the pain that they're gonna feel after I'm done with you is gonna feed me. And give me, give me that oh so elusive happiness. I can't wait to see them cry. I can't wait to see you shiver. I can't wait for you to be droolin' out your mouth not knowin' where you are. You can call me sick but the world is cold... bundle up!"
After the voice of Kill You Guy (TM CD) fills the arena, nothing happens. The Japanese crowd begins to chant for the name of Brad Kane repeatedly in their own way. Japan begins to collectively lose their shit as the opening "War Machine" by Amon Amarth begins to blare through the sound system. When the song explodes out from the back steps Brad Kane donning the Reckless Jack mask. Everyone now chants for Reckless Jack as Brad begins to walk down to the ring. At ringside he takes the mask off and gives it to some kid in the crowd before circling the ring, inspecting everything he wanted there. A sadistic smile creeps across as he brings his arms down. The caging begins to lower while the normally reserved fans of Japan are still going apeshit. Brad slides into the ring and keeps that smirk on his face while keeping his eyes on Speede. Now he makes a shotgun out of his hands and shoots at Speede.
Bobby Cairo: Rumor has it this is the last time we'll be seeing Brad Kane for quite a while. I don't blame the man. He has to pick his life back up from the pieces its been shattered into.
Corey Black: I've been in the ring against this man so many times in my career, and the dude is always doing something new. This however isn't. Takes me back to the days when we'd do this shit all the time.
*DING DING DING*
Brad Kane still has a smirk on his face looking at his own creation while Roy Speede slides out of the ring. The crowd boos as Brad leans in the corner as Roy gets back in. Brad rushes him and spears him down to the mat right away and begins to rain down with right hands. Speede is able to block most of them here in the early going as Brad rolls back up to his feet. Roy goes vertical himself as he loosens up a little bit, also trying to get into the mind of Brad Kane. Speede shakes his head before rushing Brad, knocking him down with a hard elbow strike to the temple. Brad gets right back up to his feet, slapping Roy in the face! Speede looks upset as Brad hits him with a right hand directly in the jaw now. Speede goes to his backside as he gets back up, getting into the face of Brad Kane as he gets a knee to the stomach. Speede kneels over over Brad kicks him in the ribs.
Corey Black: Looks like BK isn't trying to waste time here at all. Not that I blame him. I'd do the same.
Bobby Cairo: This takes me back to when I wrestled a handicap cage match against Jesus and Santa. Came out on top.
Speede falls back onto the mat as Brad lifts him back up and throws him to the floor. He lands on non board area as he goes into the cage siding. Brad slides out of the ring, grabbing a chair from the side of the structure. He sets it on the floor in the open position as he grabs a second from the cage. Brad keeps this one in his hands as Speede is back up. A home run shot misses as Brad connects with the cage. Speede punches him right in the kidney before slamming Brad's head against the steel. Brad doesn't go down as Roy begins to kick the back of Brad Kane repeatedly. While Brad leans against the cage, Roy grabs a chair and smacks Brad in the back of the head. The crowd groans as Speede does it a second time! Kane crumples to the floor as Roy begins to smile sadistically.
Bobby Cairo: And there's the hardcore aspect of this match. While we couldn't afford the steel chains and such, the cage works just fine.
Corey Black: This shit costs money.
Speede lifts up Brad Kane and throws him into the cage again. Brad staggers backwards as Speede pushes him, mockingly, back into the cage. As he shakes his head, Brad lifts up his elbow catching Speede right in the nose as blood starts to spurt out. Brad looks to be bleeding himself now from the sharpness of the cage, his face turning red as Speede holds onto his nose. Brad grabs another chair off the cage as he throws it at Speede's head, sending him back a few steps. Speede does the same thing! Speede keeps yanking and throwing more chairs at Brad until he's slumped down, completely covered as Speede runs and dropkicks the chairs all over the body of Brad Kane! The crowd boos as Roy gets back up, lifting Brad off of the floor as they're near the barbed wire boards.
Corey Black: Looks like the douchebag is taking it to BK pretty hardcore right now. Though if I know BK this shit won't last for long.
Bobby Cairo: Under the guise of Reckless Jack he was able to do many, many things in a death match. Of course he's claimed he was trying to be you, Corey.
Corey Black: Oh I ribbed him for years on that. Did you know he used to be black too?
Bobby Cairo: THAT SON OF A BITCH MICHAEL'D US!
Speede headbutts Brad a couple of times before lifting Brad up into the air and suplexing him onto a board! The crowd goes insane as Brad's shirt is ripped off completely as Speede puts him back into the ring before lifting the apron cover and pulling out a couple of tin cans and a staple gun! The crowd jeers Speede as he takes a tin and the staple gun into the ring. Speede stomps on Brad a couple of times before cradling his head and driving some staples into his skull!
Bobby Cairo: Those are never a pleasure to take out of your skull.
Corey Black: Not at all but at least he's not getting stapled in the cock or some shit.
The staples keep on digging into the head of Brad Kane as Speede looks to be finished with it for now. The staple gun gets tossed out of the ring as he grabs the tin and opens it. Out pours quite a few thumbtacks as they land on the mat. That grin is on Speede's face again as he lifts Brad up off the mat, blood pouring from his head, staining his face and chest red. Brad fires off a couple of elbows as Speede backs into the ropes as he comes back into a perfect dropkick. Kane begins to fire up as he puts his hand into the tin, waiting for Speede to get up. Once this happens, Brad throws tacks into Roy's face! Speede goes down to the mat as Brad leans against the ropes, trying to catch his breath.
Corey Black: GODDAMMIT! He's still ripping me off. If he would've had a snowball with thumbtacks...
Bobby Cairo: Ah yes your ill fated nemesis Frost. How is he these days?
Corey Black: Pretty sure I killed him.
Bobby Cairo: Oh right. I suppose the bell did toll for him.
Before Brad can react, Speede spears him out of the ring as they tumble to the floor! Both men are down for a moment until Roy gets back up to a vertical base and begins to stomp on the body of Brad Kane. Kane tries to defend himself but is unable as Speede lifts him from the floor and puts him over his shoulder. Roy starts running towards the cage structure as he launches Brad head first into the cage! Brad slumps down on the floor as Speede looks underneath the ring and pulls out a ladder. The crowd gasps as he sets it up near one of the platforms on the top of the cage. He climbs up the ladder without incident as he pulls a barbed wire chair off from the first platform. It gets tossed to the floor as Speede makes his way back down.
Bobby Cairo: The first of the special weapons if ya will.
Corey Black: Ah piss...
Brad is back on his feet as he tries to run towards Speede but gets clocked with an elbow to the temple. He falls back down to the floor as Speede places the barbed wire chair on Brad's chest before going to the ring apron. Roy leaps off with a double foot stomp, crushing the chair and the barbed wire onto Brad's bare chest, making him yell out in pain. Speede yanks the chair off of Brad as blood starts to come out of a few spots on his chest. While Brad is down, Roy Speede goes to a side where some of the barbed wire boards are placed. He picks up one of them and slides it into the ring. Brad has pulled himself halfway into the ring as Speede goes back in himself.
Corey Black: Barbed wire mayhem!
Bobby Cairo: Reminds me we should put up Barbed Wire Freak for Hall of Fame this year. A great impact on this promotion.
Speede pulls Brad completely into the ring as he drags him near the board. He puts Brad gently over the board before hitting a backdrop driver! Brad's back is all cut to hell now too! The crowd boos Roy Speede as he rips Brad back up as he whips him towards a corner where a glass pane is placed. Brad is able to stomp on the brakes as he hits Speede coming in with a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT. Brad falls over as blood continues to pour out of his body. He rolls out of the ring and looks underneath, pulling out a strand of barbed wire to a massive pop. He sees a open chair as he sits down and starts to wrap the barbed wire around his boot! He stands up as he walks a little funny but goes back into the ring anyways.
Bobby Cairo: That can't be good.
Corey Black: I hope he shoves it up Speede's ass.
When Brad is back in the ring, Speede slides out, trying to get away for a moment or two. He grabs a couple of chairs from the cage and tosses them into the ring before looking under the apron. He pulls out a table and turns away from Kane. Shaking his head, Brad runs as fast as he can, barbed wire still around his boot, as he leaps through the middle rope with a tope, knocking Speede though the table he was holding!
Corey Black: Goddamn what a suicida.
Bobby Cairo: That's the old Reckless style coming to play.
Speede goes down as Brad inhales, pointing to the other platform as he starts to climb the cage. He gets to the towards the top as he reaches onto the platform and grabs TWO BUNDLES OF LIGHT TUBES! The crowd cheers, knowing there's tons more blood coming in this one as Brad climbs down with one hand. Once he hits the floor, he slides the tubes into the ring along with another barbed wire board. Speede is on his hands and knees as Brad sizes him up, running and kicking him with the barbed wire right in the face! Blood spurts from Speede's cheek as Brad starts to grin sadistically, picking up Speede and rolling him back into the ring. Brad goes back in now as well as Speede is on his knees. Brad bounces off the ropes, looking for the JAK Trigger but Speede ducks out of the way as Brad crashes into a glass pane!
Bobby Cairo: Wow that's a lot of glass.
Corey Black: No shit.
Kane falls against the mat as Speede wants to end this thing now. He sees a bundle of light tubes as he puts them on Brad's chest before pointing to the top rope. The crowd boos as Speede slowly climbs, the blood loss starting to get to him as he inhales before leaping off with the SPEEDE BUMP CRUSHING THE LIGHT TUBES INTO BOTH OF THEIR CHESTS! Airhorns blare throughout the arena as Speede is screaming in pain along with Brad as the crowd is totally into everything. Speede is holding his stomach as it bleeds as Brad is near motionless on the canvas.
Corey Black: Impressive by Speede to do something that manly.
Bobby Cairo: Yes it was.
Slowly, Roy Speede crawls towards Brad, covering him but it does him no good. Roy stays like that for a few moments just to make a point as BRAD STARTS STABBING SPEEDE WITH A FORK! The crowd goes insane as Brad starts to feel the adrenaline pumping through his body. He starts to stab Speede in the head with the fork repeatedly! After five jabs, Brad tosses the fork out of the ring as he grabs one of the chairs and a bundle of light tubes. He sets the light tubes on Speede's back before slamming the chair down, shattering all of them! Brad keeps on slamming the chair on Roy Speede's back before tossing it away.
Bobby Cairo: Did he really forget this was I Quit rules?
Corey Black: Heat of the battle. That or he's a raging moron.
Lifting Speede off of the mat, Brad calls for the end, pumphandling Speede. While in the air, Speede is able to A MODIFIED SILVER SLICE OUT OF NOWHERE! The crowd boos as both men are down on the mat, not able to move an inch as the crowd slowly turns to applaud both of them thus far. Speede makes the first move, looking like a bloody mess although Brad isn't faring any better as he gets up too. They stagger into the middle of the ring as they exchange bloody headbutts with one another. They go back and forth, trying to kill each other as Speede headbutts Brad that much harder, sending him towards a corner. Speede sprints in, looking for a spear but Brad slides out of the ring as Speede crashes through the glass head first!
Corey Black: Notice how either man hasn't gone for the win? They just want to beat the fuck out of each other.
Bobby Cairo: That is the best way for two men to settle things. Were they women I'm sure we would see the two of them drinking tea and being catty to one another.
Brad pulls Speede backwards as he drops him neck first with a backdrop driver! He falls over himself as he slowly unwraps the barbed wire from around his boot, putting it on his right arm now, drawing more blood from his body as he grins like an absolute madman. Some of the smart marks know whats coming next as Brad pulls Speede up before NAILING HIM WITH THE BK BACKFIST WITH THE BARBED WIRE! Speede's face is messed up beyond belief as Brad starts to rake the wire across his face now. You couldn't tell who Roy is right now as Brad pulls off the barbed wire, opening Speede's mouth AS HE STARTS TO LET HIS OWN BLOOD DRIP INTO ROY'S MOUTH!
Bobby Cairo: Oh Jesus!
Corey Black: Now that is what XIII is fucking about!
That grin is still on Brad's mouth as he licks up his own from his arm, enjoying every moment as his eyes tell the story. Speede looks dead as Brad stands up, grabbing two chairs and opening them up. He then grabs a barbed wire board and makes a barbed wire chair table looking thing. Brad falls over from blood loss as Speede is slowly coming to. Speede actually gets up first as Brad uses the ropes to pull himself up. The crowd cheers for the both of them now as Brad kicks Roy in the stomach before pushing him into the corner next to the barbed wire board bridge he'd just set up. He lifts Roy up to the top rope as the crowd stands on their feet.
Corey Black: Oh shit? Kirisute Gomen?!
Bobby Cairo: This might end it...
Brad grins before falling back with the Kirisute Gomen onto the barbed wire! Both men are tangled as Brad rips himself free and yells loudly. The Japanese crowd goes insane as Brad puts Speede into the Last Serenade! Speede is yelling in pain before saying the two words...
Speede: I QUIT!
The bell rings as the cage begins to rise up. Brad keeps the hold locked in, refusing to let go until a whole mess of people force him off of Speede. Brad is on his knees, the United States Title getting handed to him. He looks at the title and puts it on the stomach of Speede.
Brad Kane: You keep it.
Brad stands up and looks at the crowd, staggering and still bleeding. The crowd is on their feet cheering away.
Bobby Cairo: Looks like Brad was true to his word. He didn't want the title.
Corey Black: What a way to end things for this man. One of the oldest rivals I had in professional wrestling.
Kane heads to the back not showing a trace of emotion after what he's done tonight.
WCF US Title Match
Roy Speede vs Brad Kane
The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.
CAN
YOU
HEAR
ME
NOW!?!
As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage with Abbie Grande at his side. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists as Abbie starts down the ramp slowly.
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins walking down the ramp toward the ring, high-fiving fans one side of the ramp as Abbie high-fives the cheering fans to the other side. He climbs onto the apron, and then climbs the outside of the turnbuckle as Abbie circles around the ring. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Corey Black: This kid is gonna fuckin' die tonight. As well he should anyways for coming out to a shitty band like Hollywood Undead. This is XIII FUCKING METAL YOU PUSSY.
Bobby Cairo: It wouldn't shock me. That's not to say Roy Speede isn't a good competitor just that he's walking into the Lion's Den.
"Cuz the pain that they're gonna feel after I'm done with you is gonna feed me. And give me, give me that oh so elusive happiness. I can't wait to see them cry. I can't wait to see you shiver. I can't wait for you to be droolin' out your mouth not knowin' where you are. You can call me sick but the world is cold... bundle up!"
After the voice of Kill You Guy (TM CD) fills the arena, nothing happens. The Japanese crowd begins to chant for the name of Brad Kane repeatedly in their own way. Japan begins to collectively lose their shit as the opening "War Machine" by Amon Amarth begins to blare through the sound system. When the song explodes out from the back steps Brad Kane donning the Reckless Jack mask. Everyone now chants for Reckless Jack as Brad begins to walk down to the ring. At ringside he takes the mask off and gives it to some kid in the crowd before circling the ring, inspecting everything he wanted there. A sadistic smile creeps across as he brings his arms down. The caging begins to lower while the normally reserved fans of Japan are still going apeshit. Brad slides into the ring and keeps that smirk on his face while keeping his eyes on Speede. Now he makes a shotgun out of his hands and shoots at Speede.
Bobby Cairo: Rumor has it this is the last time we'll be seeing Brad Kane for quite a while. I don't blame the man. He has to pick his life back up from the pieces its been shattered into.
Corey Black: I've been in the ring against this man so many times in my career, and the dude is always doing something new. This however isn't. Takes me back to the days when we'd do this shit all the time.
*DING DING DING*
Brad Kane still has a smirk on his face looking at his own creation while Roy Speede slides out of the ring. The crowd boos as Brad leans in the corner as Roy gets back in. Brad rushes him and spears him down to the mat right away and begins to rain down with right hands. Speede is able to block most of them here in the early going as Brad rolls back up to his feet. Roy goes vertical himself as he loosens up a little bit, also trying to get into the mind of Brad Kane. Speede shakes his head before rushing Brad, knocking him down with a hard elbow strike to the temple. Brad gets right back up to his feet, slapping Roy in the face! Speede looks upset as Brad hits him with a right hand directly in the jaw now. Speede goes to his backside as he gets back up, getting into the face of Brad Kane as he gets a knee to the stomach. Speede kneels over over Brad kicks him in the ribs.
Corey Black: Looks like BK isn't trying to waste time here at all. Not that I blame him. I'd do the same.
Bobby Cairo: This takes me back to when I wrestled a handicap cage match against Jesus and Santa. Came out on top.
Speede falls back onto the mat as Brad lifts him back up and throws him to the floor. He lands on non board area as he goes into the cage siding. Brad slides out of the ring, grabbing a chair from the side of the structure. He sets it on the floor in the open position as he grabs a second from the cage. Brad keeps this one in his hands as Speede is back up. A home run shot misses as Brad connects with the cage. Speede punches him right in the kidney before slamming Brad's head against the steel. Brad doesn't go down as Roy begins to kick the back of Brad Kane repeatedly. While Brad leans against the cage, Roy grabs a chair and smacks Brad in the back of the head. The crowd groans as Speede does it a second time! Kane crumples to the floor as Roy begins to smile sadistically.
Bobby Cairo: And there's the hardcore aspect of this match. While we couldn't afford the steel chains and such, the cage works just fine.
Corey Black: This shit costs money.
Speede lifts up Brad Kane and throws him into the cage again. Brad staggers backwards as Speede pushes him, mockingly, back into the cage. As he shakes his head, Brad lifts up his elbow catching Speede right in the nose as blood starts to spurt out. Brad looks to be bleeding himself now from the sharpness of the cage, his face turning red as Speede holds onto his nose. Brad grabs another chair off the cage as he throws it at Speede's head, sending him back a few steps. Speede does the same thing! Speede keeps yanking and throwing more chairs at Brad until he's slumped down, completely covered as Speede runs and dropkicks the chairs all over the body of Brad Kane! The crowd boos as Roy gets back up, lifting Brad off of the floor as they're near the barbed wire boards.
Corey Black: Looks like the douchebag is taking it to BK pretty hardcore right now. Though if I know BK this shit won't last for long.
Bobby Cairo: Under the guise of Reckless Jack he was able to do many, many things in a death match. Of course he's claimed he was trying to be you, Corey.
Corey Black: Oh I ribbed him for years on that. Did you know he used to be black too?
Bobby Cairo: THAT SON OF A BITCH MICHAEL'D US!
Speede headbutts Brad a couple of times before lifting Brad up into the air and suplexing him onto a board! The crowd goes insane as Brad's shirt is ripped off completely as Speede puts him back into the ring before lifting the apron cover and pulling out a couple of tin cans and a staple gun! The crowd jeers Speede as he takes a tin and the staple gun into the ring. Speede stomps on Brad a couple of times before cradling his head and driving some staples into his skull!
Bobby Cairo: Those are never a pleasure to take out of your skull.
Corey Black: Not at all but at least he's not getting stapled in the cock or some shit.
The staples keep on digging into the head of Brad Kane as Speede looks to be finished with it for now. The staple gun gets tossed out of the ring as he grabs the tin and opens it. Out pours quite a few thumbtacks as they land on the mat. That grin is on Speede's face again as he lifts Brad up off the mat, blood pouring from his head, staining his face and chest red. Brad fires off a couple of elbows as Speede backs into the ropes as he comes back into a perfect dropkick. Kane begins to fire up as he puts his hand into the tin, waiting for Speede to get up. Once this happens, Brad throws tacks into Roy's face! Speede goes down to the mat as Brad leans against the ropes, trying to catch his breath.
Corey Black: GODDAMMIT! He's still ripping me off. If he would've had a snowball with thumbtacks...
Bobby Cairo: Ah yes your ill fated nemesis Frost. How is he these days?
Corey Black: Pretty sure I killed him.
Bobby Cairo: Oh right. I suppose the bell did toll for him.
Before Brad can react, Speede spears him out of the ring as they tumble to the floor! Both men are down for a moment until Roy gets back up to a vertical base and begins to stomp on the body of Brad Kane. Kane tries to defend himself but is unable as Speede lifts him from the floor and puts him over his shoulder. Roy starts running towards the cage structure as he launches Brad head first into the cage! Brad slumps down on the floor as Speede looks underneath the ring and pulls out a ladder. The crowd gasps as he sets it up near one of the platforms on the top of the cage. He climbs up the ladder without incident as he pulls a barbed wire chair off from the first platform. It gets tossed to the floor as Speede makes his way back down.
Bobby Cairo: The first of the special weapons if ya will.
Corey Black: Ah piss...
Brad is back on his feet as he tries to run towards Speede but gets clocked with an elbow to the temple. He falls back down to the floor as Speede places the barbed wire chair on Brad's chest before going to the ring apron. Roy leaps off with a double foot stomp, crushing the chair and the barbed wire onto Brad's bare chest, making him yell out in pain. Speede yanks the chair off of Brad as blood starts to come out of a few spots on his chest. While Brad is down, Roy Speede goes to a side where some of the barbed wire boards are placed. He picks up one of them and slides it into the ring. Brad has pulled himself halfway into the ring as Speede goes back in himself.
Corey Black: Barbed wire mayhem!
Bobby Cairo: Reminds me we should put up Barbed Wire Freak for Hall of Fame this year. A great impact on this promotion.
Speede pulls Brad completely into the ring as he drags him near the board. He puts Brad gently over the board before hitting a backdrop driver! Brad's back is all cut to hell now too! The crowd boos Roy Speede as he rips Brad back up as he whips him towards a corner where a glass pane is placed. Brad is able to stomp on the brakes as he hits Speede coming in with a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT. Brad falls over as blood continues to pour out of his body. He rolls out of the ring and looks underneath, pulling out a strand of barbed wire to a massive pop. He sees a open chair as he sits down and starts to wrap the barbed wire around his boot! He stands up as he walks a little funny but goes back into the ring anyways.
Bobby Cairo: That can't be good.
Corey Black: I hope he shoves it up Speede's ass.
When Brad is back in the ring, Speede slides out, trying to get away for a moment or two. He grabs a couple of chairs from the cage and tosses them into the ring before looking under the apron. He pulls out a table and turns away from Kane. Shaking his head, Brad runs as fast as he can, barbed wire still around his boot, as he leaps through the middle rope with a tope, knocking Speede though the table he was holding!
Corey Black: Goddamn what a suicida.
Bobby Cairo: That's the old Reckless style coming to play.
Speede goes down as Brad inhales, pointing to the other platform as he starts to climb the cage. He gets to the towards the top as he reaches onto the platform and grabs TWO BUNDLES OF LIGHT TUBES! The crowd cheers, knowing there's tons more blood coming in this one as Brad climbs down with one hand. Once he hits the floor, he slides the tubes into the ring along with another barbed wire board. Speede is on his hands and knees as Brad sizes him up, running and kicking him with the barbed wire right in the face! Blood spurts from Speede's cheek as Brad starts to grin sadistically, picking up Speede and rolling him back into the ring. Brad goes back in now as well as Speede is on his knees. Brad bounces off the ropes, looking for the JAK Trigger but Speede ducks out of the way as Brad crashes into a glass pane!
Bobby Cairo: Wow that's a lot of glass.
Corey Black: No shit.
Kane falls against the mat as Speede wants to end this thing now. He sees a bundle of light tubes as he puts them on Brad's chest before pointing to the top rope. The crowd boos as Speede slowly climbs, the blood loss starting to get to him as he inhales before leaping off with the SPEEDE BUMP CRUSHING THE LIGHT TUBES INTO BOTH OF THEIR CHESTS! Airhorns blare throughout the arena as Speede is screaming in pain along with Brad as the crowd is totally into everything. Speede is holding his stomach as it bleeds as Brad is near motionless on the canvas.
Corey Black: Impressive by Speede to do something that manly.
Bobby Cairo: Yes it was.
Slowly, Roy Speede crawls towards Brad, covering him but it does him no good. Roy stays like that for a few moments just to make a point as BRAD STARTS STABBING SPEEDE WITH A FORK! The crowd goes insane as Brad starts to feel the adrenaline pumping through his body. He starts to stab Speede in the head with the fork repeatedly! After five jabs, Brad tosses the fork out of the ring as he grabs one of the chairs and a bundle of light tubes. He sets the light tubes on Speede's back before slamming the chair down, shattering all of them! Brad keeps on slamming the chair on Roy Speede's back before tossing it away.
Bobby Cairo: Did he really forget this was I Quit rules?
Corey Black: Heat of the battle. That or he's a raging moron.
Lifting Speede off of the mat, Brad calls for the end, pumphandling Speede. While in the air, Speede is able to A MODIFIED SILVER SLICE OUT OF NOWHERE! The crowd boos as both men are down on the mat, not able to move an inch as the crowd slowly turns to applaud both of them thus far. Speede makes the first move, looking like a bloody mess although Brad isn't faring any better as he gets up too. They stagger into the middle of the ring as they exchange bloody headbutts with one another. They go back and forth, trying to kill each other as Speede headbutts Brad that much harder, sending him towards a corner. Speede sprints in, looking for a spear but Brad slides out of the ring as Speede crashes through the glass head first!
Corey Black: Notice how either man hasn't gone for the win? They just want to beat the fuck out of each other.
Bobby Cairo: That is the best way for two men to settle things. Were they women I'm sure we would see the two of them drinking tea and being catty to one another.
Brad pulls Speede backwards as he drops him neck first with a backdrop driver! He falls over himself as he slowly unwraps the barbed wire from around his boot, putting it on his right arm now, drawing more blood from his body as he grins like an absolute madman. Some of the smart marks know whats coming next as Brad pulls Speede up before NAILING HIM WITH THE BK BACKFIST WITH THE BARBED WIRE! Speede's face is messed up beyond belief as Brad starts to rake the wire across his face now. You couldn't tell who Roy is right now as Brad pulls off the barbed wire, opening Speede's mouth AS HE STARTS TO LET HIS OWN BLOOD DRIP INTO ROY'S MOUTH!
Bobby Cairo: Oh Jesus!
Corey Black: Now that is what XIII is fucking about!
That grin is still on Brad's mouth as he licks up his own from his arm, enjoying every moment as his eyes tell the story. Speede looks dead as Brad stands up, grabbing two chairs and opening them up. He then grabs a barbed wire board and makes a barbed wire chair table looking thing. Brad falls over from blood loss as Speede is slowly coming to. Speede actually gets up first as Brad uses the ropes to pull himself up. The crowd cheers for the both of them now as Brad kicks Roy in the stomach before pushing him into the corner next to the barbed wire board bridge he'd just set up. He lifts Roy up to the top rope as the crowd stands on their feet.
Corey Black: Oh shit? Kirisute Gomen?!
Bobby Cairo: This might end it...
Brad grins before falling back with the Kirisute Gomen onto the barbed wire! Both men are tangled as Brad rips himself free and yells loudly. The Japanese crowd goes insane as Brad puts Speede into the Last Serenade! Speede is yelling in pain before saying the two words...
Speede: I QUIT!
The bell rings as the cage begins to rise up. Brad keeps the hold locked in, refusing to let go until a whole mess of people force him off of Speede. Brad is on his knees, the United States Title getting handed to him. He looks at the title and puts it on the stomach of Speede.
Brad Kane: You keep it.
Brad stands up and looks at the crowd, staggering and still bleeding. The crowd is on their feet cheering away.
Bobby Cairo: Looks like Brad was true to his word. He didn't want the title.
Corey Black: What a way to end things for this man. One of the oldest rivals I had in professional wrestling.
Kane heads to the back not showing a trace of emotion after what he's done tonight.