Post by Craig on Jul 31, 2021 17:50:16 GMT -6
The maintenance workers put the finishing touches on the Ultimate X structure and John Youle stands in the center of the ring before looking up at the SVW Adrenaline Championship that was secured from current champion Kelly McGuffin earlier in the night. With a smile on his face and dressed to the nines, John holds the microphone to his lips as the crowd cheers in expectation.
Mark: And now the time has come... If any match Wolf could be described as equal parts a high-flying spectacle and human demolition derby, it would be Ultimate X.
Wolf: Mark the fans may go hoarse or deaf before the end of this match if all the chants and screams are as loud as last year’s...
John: Ladies and gentlemen... The following match is... THE ULTIMATE X MATCH FOR THE SEX & VIOLENCE WRESTLING ADRENALINE CHAMPIONSHIP! ...Introducing first...
Crowd: S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB!
John: Hailing from Belfast Ireland, and weighing in at 130 pounds... being accompanied to the ring by her husband Todd Williams she is “The Weather Girl” Fiona Williams!!!!
“Pour it up” by Rihanna begins to play loudly all throughout the arena. As it does we are able to see Todd Williams and Fiona walking from the back. Fiona is holding an umbrella in her hand and she pops it open. As it does 100 dollar bills begin to flow from the ceiling. She uses the umbrella to keep them from hitting Todd and her. Todd smiles as he wraps his arm around Fiona’s and the two of them slowly make their way to the ring. Fiona twirls her umbrella in circles as Todd laughs at the fans booing them. She slides into the ring and hands her umbrella to Todd. She pulls down on her booty shorts a bit spanking them as she waits for the match to start. Referee Mickey McGuire motions for Todd to get to stepping and the SVW Champion rolls his eyes before heading up the ramp and backstage.
Mark: Thank God for this, McGuire is sending our “prestigious” SVW Champion back whence he came... In fact... Wolf, I’m getting word that Kyle has banned ALL members of the Williams Dynasty from interfering with Ultimate X under threat of immediate termination.
Wolf: Good. The less any of us have to have Todd Williams in our presence, the better.
“I was born depressed, and uh I end up in one big mess and trip around it...
Trip around it...I was born jaded, I lift one finger up to display it and trip around it...
Trip around it... Trip around it...Trip around it...”
The arena goes black as the low, droning lyrics of “Born Depressed” play while the crowd gets excited for the arrival of the luchadora. On the words “Born Different” white pyros explode at the top of the ramp as the video wall flashes various clips of Amelia pulling of aerial techniques.
“AH, AH! BORN DIFFERENT! BORN INNOCENT! BORN PERFECT!
I’M NOT LIKE YOU, I’M A BORN LOVER! BORN LIVID AND I KNOW I’M--
I’M NOT LIKE YOU, I WAS BORN CLEVER, BORN KNOWLEDGEABLE,
BORN BETTER THAN YOUR BEST! I SWEAR I’M A BORN KILLER... BORN THRILLER!”
John: From Chicago, Illinois... She weighs in tonight at 145 lbs... Amelia Realm!!
Amelia Realm walks through the pyro smoke with her arms outstretched proudly. A second wave of bright fireworks go off behind her. She begins to walk towards the ring and high-fives all the fans she possibly can. She takes off a spare mask on her face to put it on the head of a child in the front row. She rolls into the ring and bounces up on and down, swinging her head to her theme as her purple hair flies about.
Wolf: This spunky luchadora has been trying to make waves since her debut in SVW and what better way than capturing the Adrenaline Championship tonight!
Mark: The other competitors may want to keep their eyes on this one to say the least! I can bet that somewhere Defy is out there rooting for his buddy.
The Canadian flag appears over the arena screens as the start of the Canadian National Anthem starts to play.
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
A loud ripping sound of a record needle scraping rips through the arena as Drag You Down by Finger Eleven blares through the speakers.
Pull me under before I try to drag you down!
Someone has to pull me under before I try and drag you,
Drag you, drag you down!
At that point Mileena Savage finally makes herself known, slowly walking out from the back with a smirk on her face, with her boyfriend Dante Knox at her side.
John: Hailing from Toronto, Ontario Canada. The Pride of Canada Mileena Savage!!!!!
Mileena walks down the ramp waving a big Canadian flag, as the crowd boos her though she just seems to revel in it. She makes sure to ignore the ugly American crowd, walking to the ring and slowly climbing in, waving the flag all the while.
Once inside she climbs the corner, waving the flag proudly before hopping down and handing it to Dante and sharing a kiss. Mileena stretches and smirks as she gets ready. McGuire points at Dante and says he’s not special, infuriating Knox as he’s sent to the back.
Wolf: I’m sure my partner here is loving this as Dante Knox is told in no short order by Referee McGuire to get lost.
Mark: Couldn’t have happened to a nicer man of class. No class that is. Still, Mileena’s penchant for destroying lower limbs in a spot monkey match to end all spot monkey matches may make her the most dangerous entity... Also ten bucks says she doesn’t jump off anything all match.
Wolf: You’re on.
The house opening of “Fifth Kind” by The Browning begins to fill the arena. Everyone stands up to their feet as the drums and guitar are introduced. All of it builds to the screaming words as pyro reigns down from the sky. Christopher Kane steps out from the back with a hoodie on, hood up as he smirks with Avery Cho standing right behind him wearing one of her very cute outfits. The teenager throws his arms out before beginning his walk to the ring with his valet following.
John: Coming to us from Manhattan, New York, weighing in tonight at 184 lbs… Christopher Kane!!!
Hands are slapped onto his way to the ring as Christopher continues his walk to the ring while Cho gets some catcalls. He takes a trip around ringside, but stops halfway to run and leaps up onto the apron. Christopher runs to the closest turnbuckle and jumps to the top. Chris pulls the hood down before jumping into the ring. From there he stands against the turnbuckle taking off his hoodie to a large pop from the teenage girls in the crowd before handing it to Avery. The music fades off as he waits hearing cheers from her. Avery flashes a grin and blows Christopher a kiss before she walks back up the ramp.
Wolf: Here is the man who won the last Ultimate X at Extreme Prejudice of last year and the question is can he do it again with a few different faces for the gold he seeks so badly?
Mark: Christopher and Kelly both have the experience of this match but... Wolf, is it just me or has Chris been acting stranger and stranger since his match with Christian Kincaid at WWC3? I mean maybe grabbing Mileena’s tights during a match WAS an accident but... I don’t know...
“Naughty Naughty” by Porcelain Black hits the PA, and Hayley bounds out from behind the curtain, waving manically to the crowd. She charges down the ramp, flipping off the guardrail, and dives into the ring. She puts on a parkour display in the ring until the music stops, bouncing up and down as she waits for the match to begin.
John: From Leeds, England, weighing in tonight at 116 pounds... This is Hayley Dark!!!
Mark: Our inaugural Adrenaline Champion and while she’s had one of the most impressive reigns a champion could have in SVW, I’m sure Hayley would want to have a second run and get her belt back tonight!
Wolf: Her innate parkour abilities within the structure of Ultimate X may give her quite the advantage. Easily.
The arena falls dark as the opening of “Blonde, Bad and Beautiful” by Airbourne plays, Kelly explodes upward out of the middle of the stage as though shot out of a cannon, landing a perfect front somersault in a shower of blue sparks. The girl points to the SVW Adrenaline Championship hanging on the X as she is joined by Christian Kincaid on the stage. Turning to face her boyfriend, she turns to face him, giving him a big hug as she plants a kiss to his lips. As the music starts to pick up pace once more she starts to run toward the ring, performing a quick cartwheel into a handspring before sliding into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Using the momentum to her advantage, the former acrobat forward rolls to her feet and leaps onto the middle rope, catching her balance. She springboards off the ropes into a backflip and heads towards the corner, running straight up the pads. Stopping on the top turnbuckle she blows a kiss to the fans and corkscrew flips back to the mat, facing the middle of the ring as she lands. CK in the meantime watches on the entire time and applauds before going back through the curtains.
John: From Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York, 5’5” tall, weighs 115lbs and is accompanied to the ring by Christian Kincaid. She is your REIGNING...AND DEFENDING SVW ADRENALINE CHAMPION...Please welcome ...KELLY MCGUFFIN!!!
Wolf: The other of the two competitors with previous Ultimate X experience in this company and you can bet your bottom dollar that Kane and McGuffin won’t be making any strides to work together.
Mark: The situation to retain certainly looks grim for the Adrenaline Champion, but after finally getting her hands on the title, I doubt Kelly will give it up without fighting tooth and nail!
All six competitors stare uneasily at each other, and slowly but surely the focuses on each other shift and set... Christopher’s eyes lock on Fiona as she stares right back at him with a grin, holding up a score card she happened to have kept hidden under her wrestling top to show him a ‘1’. Mileena can be heard bad mouthing Latin culture in between every word “fuck” as Amelia’s eyes narrow and Hayley and Kelly glance at each other before Dark murmurs with a grin, “Ready for Round whatever?”
...
DING DING DING DING!
The match immediately explodes into a frenzy as Kelly and Hayley trade european uppercuts and kicks respectively the two going into a full melee on each other. Mileena is catching a few low kicks to the knee of Amelia Realm who answers back with standing cross chops, swinging her arms out and catching her once and again. The action centers up on Christopher and Fiona going at it as Christopher irish-whips Fiona to the corner and goes in hot running after her, catching her with a wicked corner elbow to the face before he grabs her by the wrist again and quickly irish-whips her out of the corner before pulling her back in and sending her chest first into the turnbuckle. Christopher hooks a hand around the neck of Fiona and cravates her into a knee strike in the side of her head but before he can combine it into a DDT she slips her head away. Fiona uses her rather flexible leg to catch him with a surprise kick to the head before she follows it up with a springboard moonsault!
Nearby Kelly and Hayley are continuing from Uprising in their long standing rivalry of sorts with Hayley ducking an uppercut attempt by Kelly to bounce off the ropes and bounce right back with a flying clothesline that takes the Adrenaline Champion off her feet and onto her back. Dark quickly jumps and goes for a fist drop but McGuffin rolls out of the way and grabs Hayley by the wrist before sending her for the irish-whip but Dark immediately counteracts it! Kelly goes nearly flying towards the ropes before she leaps over them onto the apron and immediately springboards right back at Dark only for the BOING Machine to see it coming and leap into the air, catching Kelly with a dropsault and sending the champion rolling out of the ring and clutching her ribs. Dark goes running towards the ropes and suicide dives at McGuffin but this time it’s the Adrenaline Champion who has it scouted as she dropkicks Dark in the head as she sails through the second and third rope and crumples her on the ground below!
Mark: Dark was hoping to get the receipt of that and she crashes and burns with a well-timed dropkick by McGuffin! Those two know each other so well its ridiculous, Wolf.
Wolf: It’s the mark of an excellent rivalry. Meanwhile Christopher has all he can stand of a Williams right now, as many times as he has dealt with them in the past, nasty springboard moonsault by the... Do I really have to say this? “The.....Innovator” ....Of Moonsaults.
Also back inside of the ring, “The Pride of Adrenaline” Mileena Savage grabs Amelia Realm by the hair and no pun intended, begins to savagely slam her head against a nearby turnbuckle repeatedly, causing her to fall backward onto her back before Mileena grabs her ankle and begins to give it the same treatment with a malicious grin on her face. She forces Amelia up to her feet and kicks her knee in, putting her on one good leg before shooting a leg upward and nearly catching Realm before she catches it. Savage attempts to go for an enzuigiri but Realm has none of it, ducking her head and then standing up before giving Savage a taste of her own medicine with a Dragon Screw, sending Savage rolling out of the ring and attending to her tweaked leg! Realm follows up as she grabs the rope and vaults herself over to execute a beautiful tope atomico on Mileena, nearly taking out Kelly and Hayley as well before all four women are brawling outside of the ring!
Chris happens to see this as he continues to battle back and forth with Fiona before she catches him with a wicked spinning kick to the temple, putting him woozily on his knees. The wife of Todd Williams grins as wide as she can before she runs up, scaling the top turnbuckle before she leaps backward and rotates in the air for a beautiful moonsault... That leaves the Cincinnati crowd breathless as Kane catches her on his shoulders! As Fiona squirms, yelling for Kane to put her down, he grins wide as he spots the four other competitors going at it on the outside! Christopher with Fiona still on his shoulders runs as fast as he can towards the opposite ropes to pick up speed, goes faster and LEAPS with Fiona on his shoulders over the ropes, executing a beautiful Rolling Fireman’s Carry Slam on Fiona while using her body to senton all four competitors!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Mark: CHRISTOPHER KANE JUST TURNED FIONA WILLIAMS INTO A BATTERING RAM! KELLY’S DOWN, MILEENA’S DOWN, HAYLEY’S DOWN, AMELIA’S DOWN!
Wolf: Christopher has his sights set on the X and now it’s his chance to get to climbing!
Chris looks around at the carnage and sees that the girls are all beginning to try and recover themselves from that unexpected burst in the form of Kane (and Fiona). He quickly climbs the metal structure that surrounds the ring slowly but surely before reaches and grabs one of the red cables, giving it a firm tug to make sure its as sturdy as last year. He nods with a smile as the US Bank Arena gets soundly behind him, the former Pride Champion now slowly shimmying towards the beautiful Adrenaline Championship that hangs in the crossing of the two red cables where it creates an X. With his legs swinging he continues to shimmy with his arms, stopping just in front of the X. He licks his chops and reaches for it, but Hayley Dark is already there, jerking at his leg and trying to stop him! Fiona rolls in soon after and grabs his other leg before the two jerk him down! The Englander and Irishwoman start plying Kane with kicks!
Amelia rolls into the ring and goes to attack Fiona only for Williams to catch her with hard elbow shot to send her stumbling backward and rolling out of the ring. Realm attempts to get back into it once more only for Dark to stop blasting Chris with kicks to turn around and hurricanrana Realm out of the ring...! Inside of the ring Christopher gets a vicious head kick by Fiona and Hayley at the same time, the young Kane’s eyes rolling in the back of his head tilting left and right as though a good, strong breeze will knock him over...
The purple haired luchadora gets fed up by this and rolls into the ring once more but instead of attempting to get back into things between Williams or Dark she snaps forward and Savate Kicks Kane right in the head, taking him out of the fight! Dark looks confused and even mouths a “Dafuq” before she catches a Savate Kick for her troubles as well! Williams catches her leg and Realm uses her grip to backflip kick her... JUST to Savate Kick her under the chin as well!
Wolf: SAVATE KICK TO KANE! SAVATE KICK TO DARK! SAVATE KICK TO WILLIAMS! ...It’s like some sort of... Kick-based party...
Mark: A Superkick Party? No, that’s silly and that’s not even a superkick. Maybe a... Savate Kick Rave? Either way Realm’s path is clear to the Adrenaline Championship!
Amelia licks her chops and begins to make the slow climb up the structure but she sees that also going for the Adrenaline Championship is a very recovered Kelly McGuffin! The luchadora shakes her head and the two high flyers begin to climb for all their worth up the metal structure, fingers curled around the metal before both women get to the red cables, facing each other and coming from opposite ends. McGuffin and Realm both shimmy towards it and with the Adrenaline Championship between the two of them they begin to pepper each other with kicks to get the other to drop off so they can get a clear grasp of the title hanging! The US Bank Arena lets out a gasp when it looks like Amelia’s grip is about to loosen but she gets a firm grasp again and goes back to laying into Kelly’s side with kicks. McGuffin doesn’t let it get her down, but nearly does lose her own grasp before she nearly falls...!
The Cincinnati crowd gasps!
...
...Kelly hooks her legs around the waist of Amelia Realm! The Luchadora’s eyes go wide as Kelly smirks at her before doing a hanging crunch and forcing herself back to grab the red cables! By now however, Mileena is back in the match and the “Pride of Adrenaline” looks less than pleased by the turnout. She immediately begins to climb up on the structure right after McGuffin and Realm, before she as the third party joins their battle. By now Dark has recovered some and shakes the cobwebs out of her head before she sees Kelly’s legs dangling. She looks towards the ropes and bounces off, getting a running start before the former Adrenaline Champion leaps, hooking her arms around McGuffin’s legs and executing an insane jumping senton with all her body weight, forcing McGuffin down to the mat and crumpled as Dark rubs the back of her neck! Still hanging up top, Amelia tries to kick Savage on the side of her hip but the “Pride of Everything” swings herself forward, catching Realm under both arms and swings one hundred and eighty degrees...
DESTROYING REALM’S BACK WITH A SUPER ELEVATED GREAT CANADIAN SPINEBUSTER!
Crowd: S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB!
Mark: GCS! GCS AND AMELIA REALM IS DONE FOR! KELLY’S DOWN FROM HAYLEY AND NOW THAT JUST LEAVES DARK AND SAVAGE!
Savage and Dark slowly meet each other eye-to-eye, nose-to-nose slowly mouthing off at each other before The BOING Machine says fuck it and serves the “Pride of Adrenaline” one heavy handed straight right hand before Savage begins pounding back, the two going back and forth with the rights and lefts before they devolve into leg kicks, slowly circling around each other and plastering each other with kicks in the thighs and the knees. At least until Dark catches her with a standing dropkick followed into a twisting senton, landing right on top of Savage! Both women get up and Dark catches Mileena with a stiff kick to the hip, followed by another, before springboarding into a thrust kick into the black heart of the Canadian supremacist! The crowd cheers as Dark goes for it again, another kick of sorts...
When Dark goes for a sideways kick to the chest of Savage, Mileena catches her by the ankle and begins to light up the side of her knee with a few rapid fire punches before she lifts her up for a standing atomic drop that causes Dark to clench, eyes closed and legs knocked together. Savage bounces off the ropes and leaps, getting a front facelock on Dark before using her body weight to spike Hayley hard on her head! The crowd groans as Dark lays on the mat in pain while Mileena grins wide, pacing around her... Like a shark smelling blood in the water, Savage is wide-toothed and bounces off the ropes, bounding backward to catch Hayley with a chop block as she rises slow only to get intercepted by Kelly who handsprings at Savage and catches her with a knee to the head for good measure!
The taste gets kneed right out of Savage’s mouth and the Adrenaline Champion and Coney Island native leaps and dropsaults Savage in the chest while nearly landing on her feet but instead she lands on a crouch. Dark however uses Kelly as a jumping off pad before she leaps right on top of Mileena’s shoulders, before peppering her head with with blows. The Adrenaline Champion seems to already scout something and immediately leaps up to the nearest top turnbuckle, looking to try and get this jjjjjuuuuuusssttt right... She leaps ON Hayley’s shoulders and the US Bank Arena lets out a loud gasp as Kelly forces herself forward and spikes Dark’s head into the mat, but the added momentum forces Hayley’s legs coiled around Mileena’s neck to jerk her forward like a noose as she gets driven on the head for her troubles as well!
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Mark: Kelly McGuffin just headscissored Dark on her head with such force that Hayley spiked Mileena on her’s! WHAT DO YOU EVEN CALL THAT!?
Wolf: Headscissorsception.
Kelly rubs her jaw as she looks at both Dark and Savage who are down and out. She grins a little wide and looks upward at the Adrenaline Championship... To see Fiona Williams climbing the structure towards it. The Champion’s eyes narrow distinctly before she climbs up after her and stops her from getting towards the cable, pulling her down before she can do any damage. Williams drops down straight into a leaping jawbreaker from Kelly! Fiona bounces back into a corner where Kelly runs towards the opposite corner, leaping over bodies as Christopher and Amelia roll outside and begin to warily throw hands at each other. From the opposite turnbuckle Fiona is at, Kelly runs at her, cartwheels and executes a wicked elbow into the mush of Fiona Williams before watching her stumble out only for Kelly to immediately bounce on the second rope, spin around and catch Fiona under the jaw with a beautiful spinning european uppercut, knocking her down! Kelly begins to measure her once more as the crowd gets firmly behind her...
McGuffin quickly goes for a spinning heel kick but Williams ducks it and springboards off the ropes to catch Kelly with a wicked springboard roundhouse kick, the impact causing a few members of the audience to gasp as Kelly waivers on her feet just for Fiona to immediately springboard and catch her on a moonsault for her trouble! Williams stands over McGuffin, mockingly and telling her that she’s the best high flyer in this company and Kelly has a long ways to go before she may ever stack up to her. Fiona pulls out another scorecard from her wrestling boot and holds up the ‘2’ for all to see before she leans over to deposit it on Kelly’s chest. Before she can go to climb up for the championship up again, Mileena kips up and catches her with a dropkick to the knee! Savage starts working quick, kicking Fiona in the face to drop her on her back before hitting a Foot DDT that makes Fiona scream out and try to get up, which is just what the “Pride of Adrenaline” wants.
Mileena finishers her off with a right hand slap, a left hand slap, and then a spinning back fist that knocks Fiona the FUCK OUT! After pointing at her chest and then the title, Savage gives the crowd middle fingers as she now climbs the structure and begins to shimmy towards the Adrenaline Championship with a rictus grin all over her face!
Mark: TRIFECTA and down went Fiona! Mileena is getting closer to the Adrenaline Championship...
Wolf: Fiona’s out, Chris and Amelia are battling outside of the ring, Kelly’s down and Hayley.... What is the BOING Machine doing!?
Dark sees Mileena getting closer towards the Championship and instead of climbing up after her she rolls out of the ring before she takes a running start! The freerunner leaps onto the barricade and begins running it before seeing Kane and Amelia now realizing what Savage is doing and both about to do something about it but the US Bank Arena lets out a gasp as Hayley times a perfect leap and jumps off their shoulders from the barricade to land perfectly on the second rope of the ring from the outside! Dark quickly bounces two times as Savage begins to reach for the Adrenaline Championship, launching herself on the metal structure before she turns herself around and takes the ultimate leap of faith! The flash photography goes off...
...
AS HAYLEY DARK BOING BLASTERS MILEENA SAVAGE! FROM MID-AIR!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Mark: The so called “Pride Of SVW” is going to be on the SVW highlight reel for years to come and not in a way she would want!
Wolf: As long as she isn’t walking away with the Adrenaline Championship. We don’t need another champion to rack up potential lawsuits for us just by microphone time and tweets alone.
Hayley lands fairly safely, seeming to have known just how to land to minimize the damages but Mileena in the mean time lands right on her back and bounces back up, landing on her knees and staring upward with her spine seemingly arched, eyes already rolled in the back of her head. Williams doesn’t collapse forward but instead her back continues to arch with her legs splayed before she collapses on the mat. Dark looks down at her before looking up at the Adrenaline Championship, before she sees Christopher rolling in the ring after just dispatching with Amelia. The Boing Machine turns around on him and runs forward but when Chris leaps and attempts a Tornado Kick, Dark takes a short hop into a second before catching him with a Reverse DDT... Or nearly rather in which Christopher’s leg shoots forward and he catches Dark in the head with a backflip into a kick!
Chris quickly grabs her wrist and and leaps onto the second rope before bouncing off once and sending her out of her corner with her own flip arm drag. With the Boing Machine on her back Kane quickly springboard and drops a leg across her throat, or at least he attempts to but Dark rolls out of the way, kips up and spin kicks Christopher in the head before catching him with a fist drop for his troubles! He begins to slowly roll out of the ring and drop on all fours, trying to shake the cobwebs as Mileena ambushes Hayley from behind, grabbing her by the scruff of her neck and vaulting her out of the ring! Savage laughs it up before turning around and getting hit with a leaping hurricanrana from McGuffin who sends her tumbling out of the ring after Hayley before the fifth competitor bounces off the ropes as the crowd gasps and leaps with a corkscrew crossbody, taking down all of them! Kelly lays in the midst of Kane, Dark, Savage, and Realm as they all slowly rise and Fiona gets up.
Mark: All of the competitors are down and outside of the ring except for... Except for... Fiona. Oh... oh God no.
Wolf: Wait... Mark look! Look, Fiona’s rolling... Out of the ring to get... A chair?
The US Bank Arena boos as the wife of Todd Williams grins widely before she sets the unfolded chair up right on the top turnbuckle nearest to the other five competitors as they pay her absolutely no mind! At this point Kelly and Mileena are getting a piece of each other while Hayley and Christopher are taking quick shots as Amelia gets a chop in where she can on whoever she can. Fiona grabs one of her discarded scorecards from earlier, flashing a ten to the crowd before she drops to the mat and runs all way to the opposite side of the ring.. The crowd continues to boo her, not a single fan in Cincinnati behind the member of the Williams Dynasty...
...And then she runs.
Fiona Williams takes a mad dash, jumping onto the apron, onto the second rope, onto the chair BACKWARDS with enough momentum to barely keep from fucking the maneuver up as she leaps as high as she can while rotating not once... Not twice... But an impressive THREE GODDAMN TIMES BEFORE CRASH LANDING ON ALL THE OTHER COMPETITORS!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wolf: ...Did.... Did Fiona Williams just pull off a Triple Jump, Triple Rotation Moonsault?
Mark: That she did... With one amazing moonsault Fiona Williams has just wiped out all her competition. Please God don’t tell me Fiona’s going to win this... We will never hear the end of the ‘Innovator of Moonsaults’.
Fiona sees that all her competitors are down on the ground but she doesn’t go for the Adrenaline Championship hanging loftily above the ring. Instead, Williams rolls back into the ring to get her coveted chair and pats it on the seat once she folds it. The crowd sees that she has a ‘0’ scribbled on the seat and a ‘10’ scribbled also in marker on the back of it. An audible groan cuts throughout the US Bank Arena as they realize that Fiona has essentially turned her weapon of choice into a scorecard and possibly been planning to use the chair since before the start of the show. She doesn’t however go to face anyone outside... Instead Fiona hangs by the nearest metal tower of the Ultimate X structure and bides her sweet time. The first to recover and roll into the ring is Amelia Realm who Williams smashes her over the head with a chair with a wicked crunch! Realm lays motionless as Fiona raises the chair and smashes it against her head two more times for good measure!
Dark rolls into the ring next and catches it, then Mileena, then Kelly, all three women going down before Christopher rolls in catches the chair in his hands! The crowd gets hopeful but Fiona jerks it away and decides that the best course of action is to throw it instead, surprising Kane as she tosses it at his head and it smacks him in the face, making him drop in his rear backward! He looks like he wants to pull himself up and actually does almost get to his feet before Fiona picks up the chair and lets him have a good one on the noggin, her weapon of choice dented up nicely at this point! She drops the chair on Amelia’s chest and for good measure hits her with a standing moonsault, rolling in pain but laughing like a sociopath the entire time!
Fiona rises and holds the chair up in her hands as she sees both Hayley and Mileena recovering, Savage behind Dark. Fiona yells to get Hayley’s attention and Dark’s eyes go wide as Fiona throws the chair at her. The BOING Machine sees it coming but Mileena’s eyes are similarly as sharp as she catches the chair her way as Hayley pops her head back up as Fiona leaps and executes a spinning wheel kick that catches Hayley in the head, bouncing her head in the chair Mileena holds, but the impact sends the chair smacking Savage’s head and putting both women down!
CRUN-CRUNCH!
With a wide grin on her face, Fiona has once again taken down all the other competitors, and seemingly satisfied, she holds the chair once more to show off the ‘10’ on it before pointing to the Adrenaline Championship. The crowd shows their feelings accordingly as Fiona drops the chair.
Mark: NOR’EASTER! NO! NO! I don’t... I don’t believe this. Fiona Williams has used that chair like a tag team partner and completely laid waste to all the other competitors. She’s... She’s climbing Wolf! NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS!
Wolf: DAMN IT! DAMN THEM ALL! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WILLIAMS DYNASTY! DAMN THEM! THEY’RE ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP!
Fiona climbs the structure proudly, taking her sweet time as the arrogant weather girl points to herself and yells on and on about how she could teach everyone in this match a thing or three about high-flying. She gets a firm grasp of the red cable and begins to make her way towards the Adrenaline Championship... Coming closer.
...And closer.
With one hand supporting her weight on the cable..
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Fiona Williams grabs the Adrenaline Champion by the main plate.
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Until she gets jerked down by Kelly McGuffin and Christopher Kane! Williams only gets a split second to realize what’s about to happen before they both grab her head. Kelly leaps for an Asai DDT while Christopher catches her with a knee to the face from a cravate in perfect synchronicity. Fiona goes down without a fuss as the worn out Adrenaline Champion and former Pride Champion look at each other and then the other competitors recovering before they scramble up the structure! Kelly and Chris meet each other up at the structure, both competitors hanging off the ends of the ‘X’ from opposite side... Until Kane grins and hooks his legs around the cable before pulling himself up to actually stand on the ropes. Kelly’s eyes go wide before the champion scowls and does the same just as Kane begins to tightrope walk rather easily towards the championship!
Wolf: We were close to the end of the Adrenaline division as we know it with Fiona nearly winning the whole damn thing. ...This seems familiar...
Mark: At last year’s Ultimate X Wolf, Kelly tightrope walked towards the championship and nearly won that night. It looks as though Kane decided that if ‘you can’t beat ‘em, do like ‘em and then beat ‘em’!
Kelly doesn’t have any of it and both walk cautiously towards the championship. Kane nearly arches downward to grab the Adrenaline Championship but Kelly suddenly hooks her arms around his waist and his eyes go wide as he stares at her in complete shock, realizing only a single second too late what she intends to do as the Adrenaline Champ pulls him with her and at least one or two people in the audience let out a scream...
...The other competitors scramble out of the way!
WHAM!
Mark: She’s... She’s insane. KELLY MCGUFFIN JUST HIT CHRISTOPHER KANE WITH THE CRASH AND BURN FROM ALL THE WAY ON THE X! NEITHER ONE IS MOVING!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Wolf: ...I don’t know what any of them won’t do for that Championship at this point. I just... I just don’t.
The other four competitors only barely take a moment to look at Kane as he lays motionless near the corner of the ring before Kelly slowly rolls off him, the Adrenaline Champion glassy eyed as her abdomen rises and falls, just as Chris’s does, a world of agony the both of them. Amelia however takes the shortest amount of time amidst all of them and mule kicks Fiona before catching her by the wrist and sending her towards the turnbuckle before coming after her with a koronco buster, blasting her face in with a few hard punches before leaping off of her and then backflip kicking her to make her slump in the corner! Hayley catches Realm from behind and irish-whips her out of the ring before Mileena pats her on the back once as if to thank her for the aid before sweeping her leg off her feet and letting her smack on the back of her head! Mileena rolls out of the ring and Savage begins to stomp Realm’s face in before forcing her up!
Realm breaks her grip and chops her in the throat before turning around and catching Savage with a mule kick for her trouble! She forces Mileena up against the outside ring pole before catching her in the head with a spinning heel kick, ringing her noggin against it as Savage clutches the back of her head in agony. The luchadora backs up some and goes running, trying to catch Savage in a leg lariat but Mileena ducks and lets her float over as Amelia’s legs wrap around the pole and she meets it nether region first! Savage pulls her off before forcing her against the apron as Fiona rolls out and the two begin to lay the beating down on Realm! Hayley Dark spots this and seeing McGuffin and Kane are still down, looks up at the Adrenaline Championship... She nods slowly and runs towards the rope, turning herself around as she springboards into a moonsault...
...
Completely missing Mileena, Fiona, and Amelia?!
Mark: What in the..that’s unlike Hayley, she usually--
Mark gets cut off however as Dark lands on the barricade perfectly with a wide grin before leaping at the three, hooking Fiona for a facelock as she dropkicks Mileena straight in the mush while on her way down hooking an arm around Amelia’s throat! In one sweeping motion she DROPKICKS MILEENA DOWN, DDTS THE WEATHER GIRL AND NECKBREAKERS AMELIA!
Wolf: Ladies and gentlemen... The BOING Machine Hayley Dark is the goddamn Batman.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Mark: This crowd is going to all need lozenges tomorrow.
With all paths clear, the former Adrenaline Champion begins to scale the structure slowly, the wear and tear of the match showing on her but she continues to make it upward and finally comes to the red cable. She lets out a breath and slowly begins to shimmy towards it with her hands before she slowly tries to swing her legs upward, to wrap them around the cables so she has full use of her arms. The match however has the BOING Machine worn down to say the least and she tries to do it again... And again... She tries once more but before she accomplishes it, Mileena hooks her arms around Hayley’s legs and jerks the BOING Machine down into the MOTHER of Atomic Drops! She immediately sweeps Hayley off her feet and gets her into a standing figure four leg lock, wrenching on the maneuver as the Englander tries to reach for her to stop her!
The “Pride of Adrenaline” however will not be denied as he continues to twist Hayley’s legs into a pretzel until she sees Amelia coming in and trying to stop her, going for a low angle thrust kick! Savage however out-maneuvers the luchadora, shifting a foot on Hayley’s leg in the middle of the standing figure four to torque it further and wraps her arms around Realm’s leg, forcing her to smack the back of her head on the canvas as Mileena crouches down while capturing Realm in an arm trap Stretch Muffler! Realm lets out a snarl as her leg too gets bent out of shape! Fiona at this time begins to roll into the ring but Mileena has something for her too, grabbing the grasp of her hands for the arm trap, only to put an ankle lock on Fiona while still applying the stretch muffler pressure... As you can imagine the crowd is a gasp as MILEENA SAVAGE DOES THREE LEG SUBMISSIONS AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!
Crowd: THIS IS WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Mark: The “Pride Of SVW” or “Pride of Adrenaline” or... Look, Mileena Savage has a modified figure four on Hayley Dark, a Stretch Muffler on--
At this point, Dante Knox has ran out to the commentary table just to rip Horton’s headset off his head.
Knox: TELL ME HORTON, WHAT WRESTLER DO YOU KNOW CAN DO A STANDING FIGURE FOUR, A STRETCH MUFFLER AND ANKLE LOCK ALL AT ONCE!? A CANADIAN WRESTLER, THAT’S WHO! THERE IS YOUR NEXT ADRENALINE CHAMPION!
With that, Dante throws the headset at Horton and walks back up the ramp.
Mark: ............I hate him.
Wolf: That man has issues not yet discovered or researched by modern medicine.
All three of the women captured in the submissions are long past the point of tapping but Savage could care less, intent on making them suffer as long as humanly possible until she can be sure they won’t stop her from climbing! Amelia is the first to start tapping out, as fruitless as it is, with Hayley and Fiona following soon after as the pain continues to rack their bodies from the legs up! By now Christopher Kane has recovered and realizes that Mileena has her back turned completely to them. He looks to his fellow competitors suffering and looks back to the Adrenaline Championship, seeming to have a crisis similarly to Misty Whitmore in last year’s Ultimate X when Ignis was seconds away from ending Kane’s career... Instead of doing similar to Misty however and stopping Mileena, Kane chooses to climb up and take the advantage! Kelly as well has recovered and McGuffin’s first choice of action is jumping and catching Mileena straight in the chin with a knee! Savage’s grip goes slack and all three women finally escape their suffering as Kelly now climbs the structure next!
Mark: Chris is the first on the cable but Kelly is getting there from the opposite side... I’m not sure any of the others are in the shape for-- WAIT!
Amelia Realm is struggling up another corner of the structure even with the leg worn down by Mileena Savage who is slowly climbing up the last structure herself. It becomes a four way race up to the X with Kelly and Chris slowly shimmying towards each other before they both wrap their legs around the cable and then trade punches upside down with the Adrenaline Championship right between them! Amelia stops halfway of climbing, realizing it’s completely fruitless with the damage Mileena has caused to her leg. She looks instead to see Christopher and Kelly hanging upside down as Mileena gets up the structure as Hayley and Fiona have slowly began a climb of their own... Thinking quick Realm leaps from the structure into a somersault and attempts for a DOUBLE KNIGHTFALL ON HER UPSIDE DOWN OPPONENTS!
...
...
But she only gets Kane from so high up and drops a leg across his chin as the two land! Kelly pulls her head away just in time...!
...
...
AND PULLS THE ADRENALINE CHAMPIONSHIP OFF OF THE X BEFORE FALLING TO THE MAT BELOW!!
DING DING DING DING!
Mark: She did it... Ladies and gentlemen KELLY MCGUFFIN HAS WALKED INTO ULTIMATE X ADRENALINE CHAMPION AND WALKED OUT OF IT RETAINING!
Wolf: An impressive victory for Miss McGuffin after all six of these wrestlers went above and beyond expectations for any high flyer in this company... No, this industry!
John: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... AND STILL SVW ADRENALINE CHAMPION... KELLY MCGUFFIN!
As the opening of “Blonde, Bad and Beautiful” by Airbourne, Kelly hugs the Adrenaline Championship to her chest as Hayley, Fiona, as well as Mileena give up the climbs they were making, one by one falling to the mat. The “Pride of SVW” rolls out of the ring and is soon followed by the Weather Girl, but neither one actually makes any great pains to head to the back. Amelia Realm sits up in pain, slowly rising to her feet but Christopher Kane has not gotten up quite yet, his hands over his face in the dull realization of what has just happened. Kane sits up, seeing Kelly wearily holding the Adrenaline Championship as she climbs to a top turnbuckle while Dark grabs a rope to pull herself up as Realm does the same.
With a smile on her face the champion holds the title up high...
...
CRUNCH!
Until the cold metal of the steel chair still in the ring hits her back and she seizes up, falling off the top rope and onto the mat...
...
As Christopher Kane stands over her with the chair in his hands, as if in a trance as the crowd boos him! Kane however has no shits given as he lifts the chair up and smashes it down on the back of Kelly’s head not once, twice, but three times until there’s a spot of red on the chair and the color dying the blonde’s hair! The crowd spits vitriol at him the entire time!
Mark: Christopher Kane has gone berserk and he’s laying into the Adrenaline Champion! I can understand he’s frustrated but this just isn’t the way!
Wolf: He’s lost his mind and no-no-no Hayley!
Kane lifts the chair as Hayley attempts to try and stop him, and he swings cracking it across her skull before he gives her the same treatment of three shots across the back of the head... Before he turns his attention to Amelia Realm. As the luchadora attempts to fight him off with a chop as she stands, Kane swings the chair with all his might and blasts her across the skull with a loud thud as she drops. He holds the chair up and jabs it repeatedly across her throat as she coughs and sputters before doing the same on her ribs... Then Kane calmly unfolds the bent up chair and forces Realm’s head through it with her front facing the lights.
The boos however don’t even phase Kane for a second as he climbs to the top turnbuckle before leaping with a Phoenix Splash and landing on top of Amelia’s body positioned on the chair! With a nasty crunch, the legs bend as her back hammers it in and her throat springs across the seat before the luchadora lays motionless in the mangled mess of the chair. With the current and former Adrenaline Champions also left laying, Kane simply rolls out of the ring and looks at Mileena and Fiona who had watched the entire thing at the ramp in near disbelief...
Mark: What... What is Chris doing now!? No damnit, c’mon! Don’t tarnish the match this way! Please Chris! No! NO! EXPLODING HYPERNOVA... Damnit... just... Damnit.
Wolf: Christopher Kane after losing Ultimate X has completely lost his mind... Kelly and Hayley are bloody and Amelia has that chair wrapped around her... Wow. I am speechless ladies and gentlemen.
Kane completely passes them by, not saying so much as a word as the US Bank Arena continues to boo him the entire time while medics begin to come out to check on the other competitors.
Mark: And now the time has come... If any match Wolf could be described as equal parts a high-flying spectacle and human demolition derby, it would be Ultimate X.
Wolf: Mark the fans may go hoarse or deaf before the end of this match if all the chants and screams are as loud as last year’s...
John: Ladies and gentlemen... The following match is... THE ULTIMATE X MATCH FOR THE SEX & VIOLENCE WRESTLING ADRENALINE CHAMPIONSHIP! ...Introducing first...
Crowd: S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB!
John: Hailing from Belfast Ireland, and weighing in at 130 pounds... being accompanied to the ring by her husband Todd Williams she is “The Weather Girl” Fiona Williams!!!!
“Pour it up” by Rihanna begins to play loudly all throughout the arena. As it does we are able to see Todd Williams and Fiona walking from the back. Fiona is holding an umbrella in her hand and she pops it open. As it does 100 dollar bills begin to flow from the ceiling. She uses the umbrella to keep them from hitting Todd and her. Todd smiles as he wraps his arm around Fiona’s and the two of them slowly make their way to the ring. Fiona twirls her umbrella in circles as Todd laughs at the fans booing them. She slides into the ring and hands her umbrella to Todd. She pulls down on her booty shorts a bit spanking them as she waits for the match to start. Referee Mickey McGuire motions for Todd to get to stepping and the SVW Champion rolls his eyes before heading up the ramp and backstage.
Mark: Thank God for this, McGuire is sending our “prestigious” SVW Champion back whence he came... In fact... Wolf, I’m getting word that Kyle has banned ALL members of the Williams Dynasty from interfering with Ultimate X under threat of immediate termination.
Wolf: Good. The less any of us have to have Todd Williams in our presence, the better.
“I was born depressed, and uh I end up in one big mess and trip around it...
Trip around it...I was born jaded, I lift one finger up to display it and trip around it...
Trip around it... Trip around it...Trip around it...”
The arena goes black as the low, droning lyrics of “Born Depressed” play while the crowd gets excited for the arrival of the luchadora. On the words “Born Different” white pyros explode at the top of the ramp as the video wall flashes various clips of Amelia pulling of aerial techniques.
“AH, AH! BORN DIFFERENT! BORN INNOCENT! BORN PERFECT!
I’M NOT LIKE YOU, I’M A BORN LOVER! BORN LIVID AND I KNOW I’M--
I’M NOT LIKE YOU, I WAS BORN CLEVER, BORN KNOWLEDGEABLE,
BORN BETTER THAN YOUR BEST! I SWEAR I’M A BORN KILLER... BORN THRILLER!”
John: From Chicago, Illinois... She weighs in tonight at 145 lbs... Amelia Realm!!
Amelia Realm walks through the pyro smoke with her arms outstretched proudly. A second wave of bright fireworks go off behind her. She begins to walk towards the ring and high-fives all the fans she possibly can. She takes off a spare mask on her face to put it on the head of a child in the front row. She rolls into the ring and bounces up on and down, swinging her head to her theme as her purple hair flies about.
Wolf: This spunky luchadora has been trying to make waves since her debut in SVW and what better way than capturing the Adrenaline Championship tonight!
Mark: The other competitors may want to keep their eyes on this one to say the least! I can bet that somewhere Defy is out there rooting for his buddy.
The Canadian flag appears over the arena screens as the start of the Canadian National Anthem starts to play.
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
A loud ripping sound of a record needle scraping rips through the arena as Drag You Down by Finger Eleven blares through the speakers.
Pull me under before I try to drag you down!
Someone has to pull me under before I try and drag you,
Drag you, drag you down!
At that point Mileena Savage finally makes herself known, slowly walking out from the back with a smirk on her face, with her boyfriend Dante Knox at her side.
John: Hailing from Toronto, Ontario Canada. The Pride of Canada Mileena Savage!!!!!
Mileena walks down the ramp waving a big Canadian flag, as the crowd boos her though she just seems to revel in it. She makes sure to ignore the ugly American crowd, walking to the ring and slowly climbing in, waving the flag all the while.
Once inside she climbs the corner, waving the flag proudly before hopping down and handing it to Dante and sharing a kiss. Mileena stretches and smirks as she gets ready. McGuire points at Dante and says he’s not special, infuriating Knox as he’s sent to the back.
Wolf: I’m sure my partner here is loving this as Dante Knox is told in no short order by Referee McGuire to get lost.
Mark: Couldn’t have happened to a nicer man of class. No class that is. Still, Mileena’s penchant for destroying lower limbs in a spot monkey match to end all spot monkey matches may make her the most dangerous entity... Also ten bucks says she doesn’t jump off anything all match.
Wolf: You’re on.
The house opening of “Fifth Kind” by The Browning begins to fill the arena. Everyone stands up to their feet as the drums and guitar are introduced. All of it builds to the screaming words as pyro reigns down from the sky. Christopher Kane steps out from the back with a hoodie on, hood up as he smirks with Avery Cho standing right behind him wearing one of her very cute outfits. The teenager throws his arms out before beginning his walk to the ring with his valet following.
John: Coming to us from Manhattan, New York, weighing in tonight at 184 lbs… Christopher Kane!!!
Hands are slapped onto his way to the ring as Christopher continues his walk to the ring while Cho gets some catcalls. He takes a trip around ringside, but stops halfway to run and leaps up onto the apron. Christopher runs to the closest turnbuckle and jumps to the top. Chris pulls the hood down before jumping into the ring. From there he stands against the turnbuckle taking off his hoodie to a large pop from the teenage girls in the crowd before handing it to Avery. The music fades off as he waits hearing cheers from her. Avery flashes a grin and blows Christopher a kiss before she walks back up the ramp.
Wolf: Here is the man who won the last Ultimate X at Extreme Prejudice of last year and the question is can he do it again with a few different faces for the gold he seeks so badly?
Mark: Christopher and Kelly both have the experience of this match but... Wolf, is it just me or has Chris been acting stranger and stranger since his match with Christian Kincaid at WWC3? I mean maybe grabbing Mileena’s tights during a match WAS an accident but... I don’t know...
“Naughty Naughty” by Porcelain Black hits the PA, and Hayley bounds out from behind the curtain, waving manically to the crowd. She charges down the ramp, flipping off the guardrail, and dives into the ring. She puts on a parkour display in the ring until the music stops, bouncing up and down as she waits for the match to begin.
John: From Leeds, England, weighing in tonight at 116 pounds... This is Hayley Dark!!!
Mark: Our inaugural Adrenaline Champion and while she’s had one of the most impressive reigns a champion could have in SVW, I’m sure Hayley would want to have a second run and get her belt back tonight!
Wolf: Her innate parkour abilities within the structure of Ultimate X may give her quite the advantage. Easily.
The arena falls dark as the opening of “Blonde, Bad and Beautiful” by Airbourne plays, Kelly explodes upward out of the middle of the stage as though shot out of a cannon, landing a perfect front somersault in a shower of blue sparks. The girl points to the SVW Adrenaline Championship hanging on the X as she is joined by Christian Kincaid on the stage. Turning to face her boyfriend, she turns to face him, giving him a big hug as she plants a kiss to his lips. As the music starts to pick up pace once more she starts to run toward the ring, performing a quick cartwheel into a handspring before sliding into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Using the momentum to her advantage, the former acrobat forward rolls to her feet and leaps onto the middle rope, catching her balance. She springboards off the ropes into a backflip and heads towards the corner, running straight up the pads. Stopping on the top turnbuckle she blows a kiss to the fans and corkscrew flips back to the mat, facing the middle of the ring as she lands. CK in the meantime watches on the entire time and applauds before going back through the curtains.
John: From Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York, 5’5” tall, weighs 115lbs and is accompanied to the ring by Christian Kincaid. She is your REIGNING...AND DEFENDING SVW ADRENALINE CHAMPION...Please welcome ...KELLY MCGUFFIN!!!
Wolf: The other of the two competitors with previous Ultimate X experience in this company and you can bet your bottom dollar that Kane and McGuffin won’t be making any strides to work together.
Mark: The situation to retain certainly looks grim for the Adrenaline Champion, but after finally getting her hands on the title, I doubt Kelly will give it up without fighting tooth and nail!
All six competitors stare uneasily at each other, and slowly but surely the focuses on each other shift and set... Christopher’s eyes lock on Fiona as she stares right back at him with a grin, holding up a score card she happened to have kept hidden under her wrestling top to show him a ‘1’. Mileena can be heard bad mouthing Latin culture in between every word “fuck” as Amelia’s eyes narrow and Hayley and Kelly glance at each other before Dark murmurs with a grin, “Ready for Round whatever?”
...
DING DING DING DING!
The match immediately explodes into a frenzy as Kelly and Hayley trade european uppercuts and kicks respectively the two going into a full melee on each other. Mileena is catching a few low kicks to the knee of Amelia Realm who answers back with standing cross chops, swinging her arms out and catching her once and again. The action centers up on Christopher and Fiona going at it as Christopher irish-whips Fiona to the corner and goes in hot running after her, catching her with a wicked corner elbow to the face before he grabs her by the wrist again and quickly irish-whips her out of the corner before pulling her back in and sending her chest first into the turnbuckle. Christopher hooks a hand around the neck of Fiona and cravates her into a knee strike in the side of her head but before he can combine it into a DDT she slips her head away. Fiona uses her rather flexible leg to catch him with a surprise kick to the head before she follows it up with a springboard moonsault!
Nearby Kelly and Hayley are continuing from Uprising in their long standing rivalry of sorts with Hayley ducking an uppercut attempt by Kelly to bounce off the ropes and bounce right back with a flying clothesline that takes the Adrenaline Champion off her feet and onto her back. Dark quickly jumps and goes for a fist drop but McGuffin rolls out of the way and grabs Hayley by the wrist before sending her for the irish-whip but Dark immediately counteracts it! Kelly goes nearly flying towards the ropes before she leaps over them onto the apron and immediately springboards right back at Dark only for the BOING Machine to see it coming and leap into the air, catching Kelly with a dropsault and sending the champion rolling out of the ring and clutching her ribs. Dark goes running towards the ropes and suicide dives at McGuffin but this time it’s the Adrenaline Champion who has it scouted as she dropkicks Dark in the head as she sails through the second and third rope and crumples her on the ground below!
Mark: Dark was hoping to get the receipt of that and she crashes and burns with a well-timed dropkick by McGuffin! Those two know each other so well its ridiculous, Wolf.
Wolf: It’s the mark of an excellent rivalry. Meanwhile Christopher has all he can stand of a Williams right now, as many times as he has dealt with them in the past, nasty springboard moonsault by the... Do I really have to say this? “The.....Innovator” ....Of Moonsaults.
Also back inside of the ring, “The Pride of Adrenaline” Mileena Savage grabs Amelia Realm by the hair and no pun intended, begins to savagely slam her head against a nearby turnbuckle repeatedly, causing her to fall backward onto her back before Mileena grabs her ankle and begins to give it the same treatment with a malicious grin on her face. She forces Amelia up to her feet and kicks her knee in, putting her on one good leg before shooting a leg upward and nearly catching Realm before she catches it. Savage attempts to go for an enzuigiri but Realm has none of it, ducking her head and then standing up before giving Savage a taste of her own medicine with a Dragon Screw, sending Savage rolling out of the ring and attending to her tweaked leg! Realm follows up as she grabs the rope and vaults herself over to execute a beautiful tope atomico on Mileena, nearly taking out Kelly and Hayley as well before all four women are brawling outside of the ring!
Chris happens to see this as he continues to battle back and forth with Fiona before she catches him with a wicked spinning kick to the temple, putting him woozily on his knees. The wife of Todd Williams grins as wide as she can before she runs up, scaling the top turnbuckle before she leaps backward and rotates in the air for a beautiful moonsault... That leaves the Cincinnati crowd breathless as Kane catches her on his shoulders! As Fiona squirms, yelling for Kane to put her down, he grins wide as he spots the four other competitors going at it on the outside! Christopher with Fiona still on his shoulders runs as fast as he can towards the opposite ropes to pick up speed, goes faster and LEAPS with Fiona on his shoulders over the ropes, executing a beautiful Rolling Fireman’s Carry Slam on Fiona while using her body to senton all four competitors!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Mark: CHRISTOPHER KANE JUST TURNED FIONA WILLIAMS INTO A BATTERING RAM! KELLY’S DOWN, MILEENA’S DOWN, HAYLEY’S DOWN, AMELIA’S DOWN!
Wolf: Christopher has his sights set on the X and now it’s his chance to get to climbing!
Chris looks around at the carnage and sees that the girls are all beginning to try and recover themselves from that unexpected burst in the form of Kane (and Fiona). He quickly climbs the metal structure that surrounds the ring slowly but surely before reaches and grabs one of the red cables, giving it a firm tug to make sure its as sturdy as last year. He nods with a smile as the US Bank Arena gets soundly behind him, the former Pride Champion now slowly shimmying towards the beautiful Adrenaline Championship that hangs in the crossing of the two red cables where it creates an X. With his legs swinging he continues to shimmy with his arms, stopping just in front of the X. He licks his chops and reaches for it, but Hayley Dark is already there, jerking at his leg and trying to stop him! Fiona rolls in soon after and grabs his other leg before the two jerk him down! The Englander and Irishwoman start plying Kane with kicks!
Amelia rolls into the ring and goes to attack Fiona only for Williams to catch her with hard elbow shot to send her stumbling backward and rolling out of the ring. Realm attempts to get back into it once more only for Dark to stop blasting Chris with kicks to turn around and hurricanrana Realm out of the ring...! Inside of the ring Christopher gets a vicious head kick by Fiona and Hayley at the same time, the young Kane’s eyes rolling in the back of his head tilting left and right as though a good, strong breeze will knock him over...
The purple haired luchadora gets fed up by this and rolls into the ring once more but instead of attempting to get back into things between Williams or Dark she snaps forward and Savate Kicks Kane right in the head, taking him out of the fight! Dark looks confused and even mouths a “Dafuq” before she catches a Savate Kick for her troubles as well! Williams catches her leg and Realm uses her grip to backflip kick her... JUST to Savate Kick her under the chin as well!
Wolf: SAVATE KICK TO KANE! SAVATE KICK TO DARK! SAVATE KICK TO WILLIAMS! ...It’s like some sort of... Kick-based party...
Mark: A Superkick Party? No, that’s silly and that’s not even a superkick. Maybe a... Savate Kick Rave? Either way Realm’s path is clear to the Adrenaline Championship!
Amelia licks her chops and begins to make the slow climb up the structure but she sees that also going for the Adrenaline Championship is a very recovered Kelly McGuffin! The luchadora shakes her head and the two high flyers begin to climb for all their worth up the metal structure, fingers curled around the metal before both women get to the red cables, facing each other and coming from opposite ends. McGuffin and Realm both shimmy towards it and with the Adrenaline Championship between the two of them they begin to pepper each other with kicks to get the other to drop off so they can get a clear grasp of the title hanging! The US Bank Arena lets out a gasp when it looks like Amelia’s grip is about to loosen but she gets a firm grasp again and goes back to laying into Kelly’s side with kicks. McGuffin doesn’t let it get her down, but nearly does lose her own grasp before she nearly falls...!
The Cincinnati crowd gasps!
...
...Kelly hooks her legs around the waist of Amelia Realm! The Luchadora’s eyes go wide as Kelly smirks at her before doing a hanging crunch and forcing herself back to grab the red cables! By now however, Mileena is back in the match and the “Pride of Adrenaline” looks less than pleased by the turnout. She immediately begins to climb up on the structure right after McGuffin and Realm, before she as the third party joins their battle. By now Dark has recovered some and shakes the cobwebs out of her head before she sees Kelly’s legs dangling. She looks towards the ropes and bounces off, getting a running start before the former Adrenaline Champion leaps, hooking her arms around McGuffin’s legs and executing an insane jumping senton with all her body weight, forcing McGuffin down to the mat and crumpled as Dark rubs the back of her neck! Still hanging up top, Amelia tries to kick Savage on the side of her hip but the “Pride of Everything” swings herself forward, catching Realm under both arms and swings one hundred and eighty degrees...
DESTROYING REALM’S BACK WITH A SUPER ELEVATED GREAT CANADIAN SPINEBUSTER!
Crowd: S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB! S-V-DUB!
Mark: GCS! GCS AND AMELIA REALM IS DONE FOR! KELLY’S DOWN FROM HAYLEY AND NOW THAT JUST LEAVES DARK AND SAVAGE!
Savage and Dark slowly meet each other eye-to-eye, nose-to-nose slowly mouthing off at each other before The BOING Machine says fuck it and serves the “Pride of Adrenaline” one heavy handed straight right hand before Savage begins pounding back, the two going back and forth with the rights and lefts before they devolve into leg kicks, slowly circling around each other and plastering each other with kicks in the thighs and the knees. At least until Dark catches her with a standing dropkick followed into a twisting senton, landing right on top of Savage! Both women get up and Dark catches Mileena with a stiff kick to the hip, followed by another, before springboarding into a thrust kick into the black heart of the Canadian supremacist! The crowd cheers as Dark goes for it again, another kick of sorts...
When Dark goes for a sideways kick to the chest of Savage, Mileena catches her by the ankle and begins to light up the side of her knee with a few rapid fire punches before she lifts her up for a standing atomic drop that causes Dark to clench, eyes closed and legs knocked together. Savage bounces off the ropes and leaps, getting a front facelock on Dark before using her body weight to spike Hayley hard on her head! The crowd groans as Dark lays on the mat in pain while Mileena grins wide, pacing around her... Like a shark smelling blood in the water, Savage is wide-toothed and bounces off the ropes, bounding backward to catch Hayley with a chop block as she rises slow only to get intercepted by Kelly who handsprings at Savage and catches her with a knee to the head for good measure!
The taste gets kneed right out of Savage’s mouth and the Adrenaline Champion and Coney Island native leaps and dropsaults Savage in the chest while nearly landing on her feet but instead she lands on a crouch. Dark however uses Kelly as a jumping off pad before she leaps right on top of Mileena’s shoulders, before peppering her head with with blows. The Adrenaline Champion seems to already scout something and immediately leaps up to the nearest top turnbuckle, looking to try and get this jjjjjuuuuuusssttt right... She leaps ON Hayley’s shoulders and the US Bank Arena lets out a loud gasp as Kelly forces herself forward and spikes Dark’s head into the mat, but the added momentum forces Hayley’s legs coiled around Mileena’s neck to jerk her forward like a noose as she gets driven on the head for her troubles as well!
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Mark: Kelly McGuffin just headscissored Dark on her head with such force that Hayley spiked Mileena on her’s! WHAT DO YOU EVEN CALL THAT!?
Wolf: Headscissorsception.
Kelly rubs her jaw as she looks at both Dark and Savage who are down and out. She grins a little wide and looks upward at the Adrenaline Championship... To see Fiona Williams climbing the structure towards it. The Champion’s eyes narrow distinctly before she climbs up after her and stops her from getting towards the cable, pulling her down before she can do any damage. Williams drops down straight into a leaping jawbreaker from Kelly! Fiona bounces back into a corner where Kelly runs towards the opposite corner, leaping over bodies as Christopher and Amelia roll outside and begin to warily throw hands at each other. From the opposite turnbuckle Fiona is at, Kelly runs at her, cartwheels and executes a wicked elbow into the mush of Fiona Williams before watching her stumble out only for Kelly to immediately bounce on the second rope, spin around and catch Fiona under the jaw with a beautiful spinning european uppercut, knocking her down! Kelly begins to measure her once more as the crowd gets firmly behind her...
McGuffin quickly goes for a spinning heel kick but Williams ducks it and springboards off the ropes to catch Kelly with a wicked springboard roundhouse kick, the impact causing a few members of the audience to gasp as Kelly waivers on her feet just for Fiona to immediately springboard and catch her on a moonsault for her trouble! Williams stands over McGuffin, mockingly and telling her that she’s the best high flyer in this company and Kelly has a long ways to go before she may ever stack up to her. Fiona pulls out another scorecard from her wrestling boot and holds up the ‘2’ for all to see before she leans over to deposit it on Kelly’s chest. Before she can go to climb up for the championship up again, Mileena kips up and catches her with a dropkick to the knee! Savage starts working quick, kicking Fiona in the face to drop her on her back before hitting a Foot DDT that makes Fiona scream out and try to get up, which is just what the “Pride of Adrenaline” wants.
Mileena finishers her off with a right hand slap, a left hand slap, and then a spinning back fist that knocks Fiona the FUCK OUT! After pointing at her chest and then the title, Savage gives the crowd middle fingers as she now climbs the structure and begins to shimmy towards the Adrenaline Championship with a rictus grin all over her face!
Mark: TRIFECTA and down went Fiona! Mileena is getting closer to the Adrenaline Championship...
Wolf: Fiona’s out, Chris and Amelia are battling outside of the ring, Kelly’s down and Hayley.... What is the BOING Machine doing!?
Dark sees Mileena getting closer towards the Championship and instead of climbing up after her she rolls out of the ring before she takes a running start! The freerunner leaps onto the barricade and begins running it before seeing Kane and Amelia now realizing what Savage is doing and both about to do something about it but the US Bank Arena lets out a gasp as Hayley times a perfect leap and jumps off their shoulders from the barricade to land perfectly on the second rope of the ring from the outside! Dark quickly bounces two times as Savage begins to reach for the Adrenaline Championship, launching herself on the metal structure before she turns herself around and takes the ultimate leap of faith! The flash photography goes off...
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AS HAYLEY DARK BOING BLASTERS MILEENA SAVAGE! FROM MID-AIR!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Mark: The so called “Pride Of SVW” is going to be on the SVW highlight reel for years to come and not in a way she would want!
Wolf: As long as she isn’t walking away with the Adrenaline Championship. We don’t need another champion to rack up potential lawsuits for us just by microphone time and tweets alone.
Hayley lands fairly safely, seeming to have known just how to land to minimize the damages but Mileena in the mean time lands right on her back and bounces back up, landing on her knees and staring upward with her spine seemingly arched, eyes already rolled in the back of her head. Williams doesn’t collapse forward but instead her back continues to arch with her legs splayed before she collapses on the mat. Dark looks down at her before looking up at the Adrenaline Championship, before she sees Christopher rolling in the ring after just dispatching with Amelia. The Boing Machine turns around on him and runs forward but when Chris leaps and attempts a Tornado Kick, Dark takes a short hop into a second before catching him with a Reverse DDT... Or nearly rather in which Christopher’s leg shoots forward and he catches Dark in the head with a backflip into a kick!
Chris quickly grabs her wrist and and leaps onto the second rope before bouncing off once and sending her out of her corner with her own flip arm drag. With the Boing Machine on her back Kane quickly springboard and drops a leg across her throat, or at least he attempts to but Dark rolls out of the way, kips up and spin kicks Christopher in the head before catching him with a fist drop for his troubles! He begins to slowly roll out of the ring and drop on all fours, trying to shake the cobwebs as Mileena ambushes Hayley from behind, grabbing her by the scruff of her neck and vaulting her out of the ring! Savage laughs it up before turning around and getting hit with a leaping hurricanrana from McGuffin who sends her tumbling out of the ring after Hayley before the fifth competitor bounces off the ropes as the crowd gasps and leaps with a corkscrew crossbody, taking down all of them! Kelly lays in the midst of Kane, Dark, Savage, and Realm as they all slowly rise and Fiona gets up.
Mark: All of the competitors are down and outside of the ring except for... Except for... Fiona. Oh... oh God no.
Wolf: Wait... Mark look! Look, Fiona’s rolling... Out of the ring to get... A chair?
The US Bank Arena boos as the wife of Todd Williams grins widely before she sets the unfolded chair up right on the top turnbuckle nearest to the other five competitors as they pay her absolutely no mind! At this point Kelly and Mileena are getting a piece of each other while Hayley and Christopher are taking quick shots as Amelia gets a chop in where she can on whoever she can. Fiona grabs one of her discarded scorecards from earlier, flashing a ten to the crowd before she drops to the mat and runs all way to the opposite side of the ring.. The crowd continues to boo her, not a single fan in Cincinnati behind the member of the Williams Dynasty...
...And then she runs.
Fiona Williams takes a mad dash, jumping onto the apron, onto the second rope, onto the chair BACKWARDS with enough momentum to barely keep from fucking the maneuver up as she leaps as high as she can while rotating not once... Not twice... But an impressive THREE GODDAMN TIMES BEFORE CRASH LANDING ON ALL THE OTHER COMPETITORS!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wolf: ...Did.... Did Fiona Williams just pull off a Triple Jump, Triple Rotation Moonsault?
Mark: That she did... With one amazing moonsault Fiona Williams has just wiped out all her competition. Please God don’t tell me Fiona’s going to win this... We will never hear the end of the ‘Innovator of Moonsaults’.
Fiona sees that all her competitors are down on the ground but she doesn’t go for the Adrenaline Championship hanging loftily above the ring. Instead, Williams rolls back into the ring to get her coveted chair and pats it on the seat once she folds it. The crowd sees that she has a ‘0’ scribbled on the seat and a ‘10’ scribbled also in marker on the back of it. An audible groan cuts throughout the US Bank Arena as they realize that Fiona has essentially turned her weapon of choice into a scorecard and possibly been planning to use the chair since before the start of the show. She doesn’t however go to face anyone outside... Instead Fiona hangs by the nearest metal tower of the Ultimate X structure and bides her sweet time. The first to recover and roll into the ring is Amelia Realm who Williams smashes her over the head with a chair with a wicked crunch! Realm lays motionless as Fiona raises the chair and smashes it against her head two more times for good measure!
Dark rolls into the ring next and catches it, then Mileena, then Kelly, all three women going down before Christopher rolls in catches the chair in his hands! The crowd gets hopeful but Fiona jerks it away and decides that the best course of action is to throw it instead, surprising Kane as she tosses it at his head and it smacks him in the face, making him drop in his rear backward! He looks like he wants to pull himself up and actually does almost get to his feet before Fiona picks up the chair and lets him have a good one on the noggin, her weapon of choice dented up nicely at this point! She drops the chair on Amelia’s chest and for good measure hits her with a standing moonsault, rolling in pain but laughing like a sociopath the entire time!
Fiona rises and holds the chair up in her hands as she sees both Hayley and Mileena recovering, Savage behind Dark. Fiona yells to get Hayley’s attention and Dark’s eyes go wide as Fiona throws the chair at her. The BOING Machine sees it coming but Mileena’s eyes are similarly as sharp as she catches the chair her way as Hayley pops her head back up as Fiona leaps and executes a spinning wheel kick that catches Hayley in the head, bouncing her head in the chair Mileena holds, but the impact sends the chair smacking Savage’s head and putting both women down!
CRUN-CRUNCH!
With a wide grin on her face, Fiona has once again taken down all the other competitors, and seemingly satisfied, she holds the chair once more to show off the ‘10’ on it before pointing to the Adrenaline Championship. The crowd shows their feelings accordingly as Fiona drops the chair.
Mark: NOR’EASTER! NO! NO! I don’t... I don’t believe this. Fiona Williams has used that chair like a tag team partner and completely laid waste to all the other competitors. She’s... She’s climbing Wolf! NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS!
Wolf: DAMN IT! DAMN THEM ALL! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WILLIAMS DYNASTY! DAMN THEM! THEY’RE ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP!
Fiona climbs the structure proudly, taking her sweet time as the arrogant weather girl points to herself and yells on and on about how she could teach everyone in this match a thing or three about high-flying. She gets a firm grasp of the red cable and begins to make her way towards the Adrenaline Championship... Coming closer.
...And closer.
With one hand supporting her weight on the cable..
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Fiona Williams grabs the Adrenaline Champion by the main plate.
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Until she gets jerked down by Kelly McGuffin and Christopher Kane! Williams only gets a split second to realize what’s about to happen before they both grab her head. Kelly leaps for an Asai DDT while Christopher catches her with a knee to the face from a cravate in perfect synchronicity. Fiona goes down without a fuss as the worn out Adrenaline Champion and former Pride Champion look at each other and then the other competitors recovering before they scramble up the structure! Kelly and Chris meet each other up at the structure, both competitors hanging off the ends of the ‘X’ from opposite side... Until Kane grins and hooks his legs around the cable before pulling himself up to actually stand on the ropes. Kelly’s eyes go wide before the champion scowls and does the same just as Kane begins to tightrope walk rather easily towards the championship!
Wolf: We were close to the end of the Adrenaline division as we know it with Fiona nearly winning the whole damn thing. ...This seems familiar...
Mark: At last year’s Ultimate X Wolf, Kelly tightrope walked towards the championship and nearly won that night. It looks as though Kane decided that if ‘you can’t beat ‘em, do like ‘em and then beat ‘em’!
Kelly doesn’t have any of it and both walk cautiously towards the championship. Kane nearly arches downward to grab the Adrenaline Championship but Kelly suddenly hooks her arms around his waist and his eyes go wide as he stares at her in complete shock, realizing only a single second too late what she intends to do as the Adrenaline Champ pulls him with her and at least one or two people in the audience let out a scream...
...The other competitors scramble out of the way!
WHAM!
Mark: She’s... She’s insane. KELLY MCGUFFIN JUST HIT CHRISTOPHER KANE WITH THE CRASH AND BURN FROM ALL THE WAY ON THE X! NEITHER ONE IS MOVING!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Wolf: ...I don’t know what any of them won’t do for that Championship at this point. I just... I just don’t.
The other four competitors only barely take a moment to look at Kane as he lays motionless near the corner of the ring before Kelly slowly rolls off him, the Adrenaline Champion glassy eyed as her abdomen rises and falls, just as Chris’s does, a world of agony the both of them. Amelia however takes the shortest amount of time amidst all of them and mule kicks Fiona before catching her by the wrist and sending her towards the turnbuckle before coming after her with a koronco buster, blasting her face in with a few hard punches before leaping off of her and then backflip kicking her to make her slump in the corner! Hayley catches Realm from behind and irish-whips her out of the ring before Mileena pats her on the back once as if to thank her for the aid before sweeping her leg off her feet and letting her smack on the back of her head! Mileena rolls out of the ring and Savage begins to stomp Realm’s face in before forcing her up!
Realm breaks her grip and chops her in the throat before turning around and catching Savage with a mule kick for her trouble! She forces Mileena up against the outside ring pole before catching her in the head with a spinning heel kick, ringing her noggin against it as Savage clutches the back of her head in agony. The luchadora backs up some and goes running, trying to catch Savage in a leg lariat but Mileena ducks and lets her float over as Amelia’s legs wrap around the pole and she meets it nether region first! Savage pulls her off before forcing her against the apron as Fiona rolls out and the two begin to lay the beating down on Realm! Hayley Dark spots this and seeing McGuffin and Kane are still down, looks up at the Adrenaline Championship... She nods slowly and runs towards the rope, turning herself around as she springboards into a moonsault...
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Completely missing Mileena, Fiona, and Amelia?!
Mark: What in the..that’s unlike Hayley, she usually--
Mark gets cut off however as Dark lands on the barricade perfectly with a wide grin before leaping at the three, hooking Fiona for a facelock as she dropkicks Mileena straight in the mush while on her way down hooking an arm around Amelia’s throat! In one sweeping motion she DROPKICKS MILEENA DOWN, DDTS THE WEATHER GIRL AND NECKBREAKERS AMELIA!
Wolf: Ladies and gentlemen... The BOING Machine Hayley Dark is the goddamn Batman.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Mark: This crowd is going to all need lozenges tomorrow.
With all paths clear, the former Adrenaline Champion begins to scale the structure slowly, the wear and tear of the match showing on her but she continues to make it upward and finally comes to the red cable. She lets out a breath and slowly begins to shimmy towards it with her hands before she slowly tries to swing her legs upward, to wrap them around the cables so she has full use of her arms. The match however has the BOING Machine worn down to say the least and she tries to do it again... And again... She tries once more but before she accomplishes it, Mileena hooks her arms around Hayley’s legs and jerks the BOING Machine down into the MOTHER of Atomic Drops! She immediately sweeps Hayley off her feet and gets her into a standing figure four leg lock, wrenching on the maneuver as the Englander tries to reach for her to stop her!
The “Pride of Adrenaline” however will not be denied as he continues to twist Hayley’s legs into a pretzel until she sees Amelia coming in and trying to stop her, going for a low angle thrust kick! Savage however out-maneuvers the luchadora, shifting a foot on Hayley’s leg in the middle of the standing figure four to torque it further and wraps her arms around Realm’s leg, forcing her to smack the back of her head on the canvas as Mileena crouches down while capturing Realm in an arm trap Stretch Muffler! Realm lets out a snarl as her leg too gets bent out of shape! Fiona at this time begins to roll into the ring but Mileena has something for her too, grabbing the grasp of her hands for the arm trap, only to put an ankle lock on Fiona while still applying the stretch muffler pressure... As you can imagine the crowd is a gasp as MILEENA SAVAGE DOES THREE LEG SUBMISSIONS AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!
Crowd: THIS IS WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Mark: The “Pride Of SVW” or “Pride of Adrenaline” or... Look, Mileena Savage has a modified figure four on Hayley Dark, a Stretch Muffler on--
At this point, Dante Knox has ran out to the commentary table just to rip Horton’s headset off his head.
Knox: TELL ME HORTON, WHAT WRESTLER DO YOU KNOW CAN DO A STANDING FIGURE FOUR, A STRETCH MUFFLER AND ANKLE LOCK ALL AT ONCE!? A CANADIAN WRESTLER, THAT’S WHO! THERE IS YOUR NEXT ADRENALINE CHAMPION!
With that, Dante throws the headset at Horton and walks back up the ramp.
Mark: ............I hate him.
Wolf: That man has issues not yet discovered or researched by modern medicine.
All three of the women captured in the submissions are long past the point of tapping but Savage could care less, intent on making them suffer as long as humanly possible until she can be sure they won’t stop her from climbing! Amelia is the first to start tapping out, as fruitless as it is, with Hayley and Fiona following soon after as the pain continues to rack their bodies from the legs up! By now Christopher Kane has recovered and realizes that Mileena has her back turned completely to them. He looks to his fellow competitors suffering and looks back to the Adrenaline Championship, seeming to have a crisis similarly to Misty Whitmore in last year’s Ultimate X when Ignis was seconds away from ending Kane’s career... Instead of doing similar to Misty however and stopping Mileena, Kane chooses to climb up and take the advantage! Kelly as well has recovered and McGuffin’s first choice of action is jumping and catching Mileena straight in the chin with a knee! Savage’s grip goes slack and all three women finally escape their suffering as Kelly now climbs the structure next!
Mark: Chris is the first on the cable but Kelly is getting there from the opposite side... I’m not sure any of the others are in the shape for-- WAIT!
Amelia Realm is struggling up another corner of the structure even with the leg worn down by Mileena Savage who is slowly climbing up the last structure herself. It becomes a four way race up to the X with Kelly and Chris slowly shimmying towards each other before they both wrap their legs around the cable and then trade punches upside down with the Adrenaline Championship right between them! Amelia stops halfway of climbing, realizing it’s completely fruitless with the damage Mileena has caused to her leg. She looks instead to see Christopher and Kelly hanging upside down as Mileena gets up the structure as Hayley and Fiona have slowly began a climb of their own... Thinking quick Realm leaps from the structure into a somersault and attempts for a DOUBLE KNIGHTFALL ON HER UPSIDE DOWN OPPONENTS!
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But she only gets Kane from so high up and drops a leg across his chin as the two land! Kelly pulls her head away just in time...!
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AND PULLS THE ADRENALINE CHAMPIONSHIP OFF OF THE X BEFORE FALLING TO THE MAT BELOW!!
DING DING DING DING!
Mark: She did it... Ladies and gentlemen KELLY MCGUFFIN HAS WALKED INTO ULTIMATE X ADRENALINE CHAMPION AND WALKED OUT OF IT RETAINING!
Wolf: An impressive victory for Miss McGuffin after all six of these wrestlers went above and beyond expectations for any high flyer in this company... No, this industry!
John: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... AND STILL SVW ADRENALINE CHAMPION... KELLY MCGUFFIN!
As the opening of “Blonde, Bad and Beautiful” by Airbourne, Kelly hugs the Adrenaline Championship to her chest as Hayley, Fiona, as well as Mileena give up the climbs they were making, one by one falling to the mat. The “Pride of SVW” rolls out of the ring and is soon followed by the Weather Girl, but neither one actually makes any great pains to head to the back. Amelia Realm sits up in pain, slowly rising to her feet but Christopher Kane has not gotten up quite yet, his hands over his face in the dull realization of what has just happened. Kane sits up, seeing Kelly wearily holding the Adrenaline Championship as she climbs to a top turnbuckle while Dark grabs a rope to pull herself up as Realm does the same.
With a smile on her face the champion holds the title up high...
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CRUNCH!
Until the cold metal of the steel chair still in the ring hits her back and she seizes up, falling off the top rope and onto the mat...
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As Christopher Kane stands over her with the chair in his hands, as if in a trance as the crowd boos him! Kane however has no shits given as he lifts the chair up and smashes it down on the back of Kelly’s head not once, twice, but three times until there’s a spot of red on the chair and the color dying the blonde’s hair! The crowd spits vitriol at him the entire time!
Mark: Christopher Kane has gone berserk and he’s laying into the Adrenaline Champion! I can understand he’s frustrated but this just isn’t the way!
Wolf: He’s lost his mind and no-no-no Hayley!
Kane lifts the chair as Hayley attempts to try and stop him, and he swings cracking it across her skull before he gives her the same treatment of three shots across the back of the head... Before he turns his attention to Amelia Realm. As the luchadora attempts to fight him off with a chop as she stands, Kane swings the chair with all his might and blasts her across the skull with a loud thud as she drops. He holds the chair up and jabs it repeatedly across her throat as she coughs and sputters before doing the same on her ribs... Then Kane calmly unfolds the bent up chair and forces Realm’s head through it with her front facing the lights.
The boos however don’t even phase Kane for a second as he climbs to the top turnbuckle before leaping with a Phoenix Splash and landing on top of Amelia’s body positioned on the chair! With a nasty crunch, the legs bend as her back hammers it in and her throat springs across the seat before the luchadora lays motionless in the mangled mess of the chair. With the current and former Adrenaline Champions also left laying, Kane simply rolls out of the ring and looks at Mileena and Fiona who had watched the entire thing at the ramp in near disbelief...
Mark: What... What is Chris doing now!? No damnit, c’mon! Don’t tarnish the match this way! Please Chris! No! NO! EXPLODING HYPERNOVA... Damnit... just... Damnit.
Wolf: Christopher Kane after losing Ultimate X has completely lost his mind... Kelly and Hayley are bloody and Amelia has that chair wrapped around her... Wow. I am speechless ladies and gentlemen.
Kane completely passes them by, not saying so much as a word as the US Bank Arena continues to boo him the entire time while medics begin to come out to check on the other competitors.