Post by Craig on Jul 29, 2021 12:02:55 GMT -6
Three Stages of Hell Match: Nate Nytro vs Reckless Jack
Streetfight, Texas Deathmatch, TLC
Surfacing hits as the arena goes dark. When Kevin Palmer's voice fills the arena the place starts to flash red lights. "I'm turning into what you... See!" Reckless Jack walks out as the crowd is booing the hell out Reckless Jack when seeing him. Of course, Fantastic Joe is not far behind either. Reckless Jack gets into the ring and kneels down as pyro shoots out of the ring posts. Reckless Jack gets up and streches with the ring ropes as Fantastic Joe yells at the ref.. Reckless Jack then waits...
Zach Davis: So it begins with Reckless Jack entrance.
Shannan Lerch: This is all coming down to tonight.
Luscious Jackson: Thats right bitches! One man wins, the other man loses.
The lights go dim as the beginning of “Determined” hits. After the drums and bass kick in full throttle, on each hard beat, a blue strobe flashes simultaneously with it, while at the same time smoke pours from the entranceway, shrouding it in a fog. Once the word “Go!” is heard in the song and the rhythm picks up, Nate Nytro runs out to the stage. He begins to head bang a little and then approaches the ring. He slides in and taunts on two opposite turnbuckles. On the first, he usually head bangs a bit to psyche-up the crowd. On the other, he gives the traditional, heavy metal devil horns.
Shannan Lerch: Will Nate finally beat this man one on one cleanly?
Zach Davis: According to the polls at WCF.com, he will.
Luscious Jackson: I gotta wait for both your cracka asses to stop talkin again so I can talk. Bunch of assholes.
Nate Nytro wants to lock up with Reckless Jack in the middle of the ring. Reckless Jack shakes his finger in a no type of way. Nate still motions for him to bring it on. Reckless Jack tells Fantastic Joe to leave the arena. The crowd cheers for Jack when hearing this. Joe walks to the back. Jack now goes to the middle of the ring to lock up with Nate, but he then backs off and takes a deep breath. Nate gets tired of the crap and Spears Jack down to the mat, punching the holy hell out of him. Jack tries to get his hands up, but no avail as Nate won't stop. Nate finally decides to stop punching Jack. Reckless Jack rolls out of the ring to catch his breath for a minute or two. The next thing we know, Nate is flying off the top rope with a Crossbody that takes Reckless Jack down.
Zach Davis: Nate means all business here tonight.
Shannan Lerch: We all know he wants nothing less then to kill Reckless Jack.
Nate gets back up and looks for a chair from under the ring. He finds one as he throws that into the ring. Reckless Jack is near the steel steps as Nate Nytro tries to pick him up. Jack throws Nate into the steel steps. We hear a thud on impact. Jack gets his break as Nate recovers. Jack rolls into the ring as Nate is near the barricade. Jack grabs the top rope as he hits a Asai Moonsault. Nate is smashed against the barricade as Jack starts to give Nate some well placed kicks to the midsection. On the forth or fifth kick, Nate catches Jack's foot. Jack is hopping around as Nate jumps up and hits a nasty Enziguri. Jack goes down again as Nate takes a breath of his own. Nate quickly whips Jack into the steel steps.
Shannan Lerch: This is already brutal. What action.
Luscious Jackson: Yeah, too bad no one holds a candle to my skillz.
Zach Davis: So you are doing gay pornos again then?
Luscious doesn't respond at all. Jack holds his shoulder as Nate hits a Shining Wizard surprisingly. Jack is down again. Nate picks up Jack and rolls him into the ring. Nate hits a Springboard Leg Drop on Jack. Nate covers. One! Two!! Kick out by Reckless Jack. Nate pounds the mat as he goes and gets that chair. He brings it into the ring as Jack is slowly getting up. Nate tries to hit Jack, but Jack kicks Nate in the gut. Nate drops the chair as Jack hits a quick Double Arm DDT on the chair. Nate rolls out of the ring as Jack tries to cover. Jack gets on the apron and as Nate is getting up, Jack hits an Apron-Dive Somersault Body Attack. Both men are down again. Nate gets up first however. Nate hops up on the barricade, jumps off and hits an Elbow Drop. Jack holds his chest in pain as Nate pulls out a table.
Luscious Jackson: Finally, dez crackas gettin da tables.
Shannan Lerch: In English please.
Nate sets the table up on the outside. Nate picks up Jack and goes for a Suplex. Jack is able to twist out of it midair and turn that into a Reverse DDT. Nate holds his head in pain as Jack looks at the table. Jack stops looking at the table as he picks up Nate. Nate, to his credit, takes advantage of the rules and low blows Jack. Jack holds his "boys." Nate sets Jack on the table. Nate rolls back into the ring. He runs off the ropes and springboards into a Shooting Star Press. This Shooting Star Press connects as Nate puts Jack through the first table of the night. The crowd has started a "WCF!" chant. Nate nods to the crowd, but some boo him. Nate gets up and rolls Jack into the ring. Nate goes for a cover right away. One! Two!! Kick out by Jack.
Zach Davis: What guts by Reckless Jack.
Shannan Lerch: What a start!
Nate talks with the ref about the count. Nate then goes to the top rope. Jack gets up as Nate jumps for a Missile Dropkick, but Jack is able to Dropkick Nate in midair. Nate smacks the mat hard. Jack rolls on his stomach. Jack then gets back up and starts to kick at Nate. Jack picks up Nate and hits a Uranage Slam. Nate is down as Jack gets the steel chair. Jack takes the chair to the top rope with him. Jack jumps off and hits a Somersault Leg Drop with the steel chair. Nate looks knocked out. Jack doesn't cover, but instead goes out of the ring. He finds a barbed wire 2x4 and brings that into the ring. Jack stalks Nate with this weapon. Nate gets up as Jack swings at him, Nate ducks this though. When Jack turns around, Nate hits a Dropkick on Jack. Jack drops the weapon. Nate picks up Jack and hits a Suplex and another Suplex. On the third attempt, Jack drops out of the Suplex. Jack pushes Nate into the ropes. When Nate comes back, Jack hits the Reckles Lariat.
Luscious Jackson: Dear god, both men are letting it all hang out already. When I do that, I get arrested.
Zach Davis: For those that don't know, the Reckless Lariat is a Discus Clothesline/Lariat. As for Mr. Jackson here, he was once a Michael Jackson fan.
Luscious Jackson: ...
Both men are down right now as the ref can only look on at the carnage so far. This has been a clean streetfight for the most part. Jack and Nate get back up. Nate kicks Jack in the gut and goes for the Catatonic Finish. Jack takes out one of Nate's legs however. Jack stomps Nate's groin really hard. Nate rolls over in pain. Jack gets the chair and places it under the face of Nate. Jack then locks up Nate in a strange looking hold. Jack then stomps the back of Nate's head into the chair. The crowd chants "Holy Shit!" at this manuever.
Shannan Lerch: The New York City Stomp, very brutal.
Zach Davis: Very!
Jack turns Nate over and covers. One! Two!! Three!!! Reckless Jack as won the first stage of the match.
Shannan Lerch: That was surprisingly fast!
Luscious Jackson: Props to da homeboy rocking the jean shorts, but it aint ova yet!
Zach Davis: We are now diving into the Texas Death Match
Reckless Jack regains balance after a bit of struggling. Nate is hardly stirring. Jack lifts him up and delivers a suplex. Reckless then goes up top on a turnbuckle that isn’t exactly close to the target. Regardless, he leaps...THE RECKLESS SPLASH!
Shannan Lerch: RJ may end this rather quickly.
Zach Davis: What a waste of hype.
Luscious Jackson: I can’t watch!
Jack covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Nate gets his shoulder up!
Shannan Lerch: HE’S ALIVE!
Luscious Jackson: Fo rizzle?
Zach Davis: Keep in mind, however, that it takes much more than a pin to end this stage of the match.
Reckless Jack stands again. He lifts Nate and sets him against the turnbuckle. He goes to town with Ric Flair chops. One...two...three...four...five...six...Following six, He turns Nate and hoists him atop the turnbuckle facing the crowd. He gets up behind and goes for the Reckless Killing. Suddenly, Nate comes to and elbows RJ in the temple thrice, knocking him down. Nate perches himself on top, RJ on his back...Whisper in the Wind! The impact hurls Nate off RJ, leaving him to hold his stomach in pain. Nate then uses the ropes to try and regain balance. RJ, however, is up. He nails a running dropkick, sending Nate to the outside. RJ climbs out not too long after. He grabs Nate head and smashes it on the guard rail. As Nate holds his skull, RJ reaches under the ring...
Luscious Jackson: Wooo, dats wut I’m talking ‘bout.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen...a ladder has been adopted into this match...can u say “Holy Shit”?
Shannan Lerch: Getting ready to.
RJ sets the 10 ft ladder up on the outside. He lifts Nate and lies him on the guardrail spine first. His legs are mangled in the front-row audience. RJ climbs the ladder and reaches the peak. He taunts the crowd, and jumps, delivering a massive leg drop to the head/neck area of Nate Nytro. Both men fall to the ground, Jack holding his tailbone and Nytro cluthching his throat.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Luscious Jackson: Holy shit!
Zach Davis: Shit! Stop, Jackson! Haven’t you heard of the fuckin FCC? God damn.
Luscious Jackson: My fault, just keeping it real.
Shannan Lerch: F*cking morons.
Reckless Jack covers...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The arena is filled with an uproar
Zach Davis: One half of the task is complete...now if the ref counts to ten before Nate Nytro can get to a decently vertical base, RJ has one the second stage and the whole match.
ONE!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!
FIVE!!!!!!!
SIX!!!!!!!
Nate Nytro begins stirring and gets on one knee.
SEVEN!!!!!!!
Nate Nytro is up.
Shannan Lerch: That means the pinfall is null and void...RJ must repeat the whole process again.
Luscious Jackson: Dat can’t be makin him happy.
Reckless Jack is up against the apron. He gets off, gets Nate, and gets him in the ring. Jack sees Nate’s disarray and takes time to bring out some more weapons...four tables, another 10 foot ladder and a 20 foot one as well. He lays the ladders on the aprons, and tosses the tables over the top rope. He gets back in...BAM!
Zach Davis: A BARBED WIRE CHAR???
Shannan Lerch: Well...he’s got his second wind.
Luscious Jackson: YO! Where did that come from?
Jack holds his now blood painted head tightly. Nate gets a table and sets it up in the center of the ring. He takes the 10 ft ladder and lays it between the second ropes of one turnbuckle. He puts the barbed wire chair on top. He grabs RJ, and they both ascend to the top of their wooden platform. Nate lifts RJ up in a Falcon Arrow delayed suplex position...and then, he leaps forward, droping him in an X-Factor fashion, onto the barbed chair and ladder. Jack rolls off, the chair still burrowed into his abdomen.
Luscious Jackson: Oooooh, cracka down.
Zach Davis: Why you prejudice-
Shannan Lerch: Oi vey.
The crowd is on the edge of their seats, ready to go over. Nate is the first to stand after this exchange. RJ has ripped the chair off his chest, sacrificing some flesh in the process. He tries to regain consciousness between the second and third rope. Nate climbs the turnbuckle nearest him...Shooting Star Leg Drop! Reckless Jack flies back into the ring. Nate slowly gets up and returns to the squared circle. He picks up the dead-weight opponent and places his on his shoulders, powerslam style. He walks over to the fallen chair, mangled in barbed wire now tainted with flesh. He grabs Jack’s neck, and brings him down...Michinoku Driver! This instantly converts to a pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!
Nate rolls off, and the ref begins counting.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!
SEVEN!!!
EIGHT!!!
RJ has crawlen to the ropes, and is trying to rise up.
NINE!!!
Nate grabs him, disrupting and ending the count.
Zach Davis: May not have been the wisest choice...unless he has a plan.
Nate whips Jack, but he reverses it...he quickly grabs the chair and thrusts it into the gut of the rebounding Nate Nytro. He then tosses it at Nate, causing him to instinctively catch it...Reckless Jackinator! After a long rest, Jack goes to cover...Nate, however, has recovered, and delivers a karate kick to RJ’s head from the ground. Nate sets up another table near one of the corners of the ring, and puts Jack on it. He then goes and grabs the big 20 footer, and sets it up in the opposite corner. As he ascends, RJ gets up and climbs the opposite side. Both reach the top, and RJ gains the upper hand with a few blows from his right fist. He then gets to the top, hooks Nate’s head with his legs, and sends him over with a Hurricanrana...Nate smashes through the table, and his body folds over in a scorpion fashion.
Zach Davis: Oh my God...
Shannan Lerch: That...that can’t be good...
Luscious Jackson: Ha ha ha, how’s it hangin, Nytro?
Shannan Lerch: How inappropriate, thank you.
Jack, who’s head smashed into one of the steps, crawls over and covers Nate.
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!
The ref initiates the second count.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!
Zach Davis: ...no way...Nytro is...getting up.
Seven!!!
Eigh- HE’S UP!
RJ runs at Nate who delivers a quick Yakuza Kick. Afterwards, he falls to the ground, out of breath.
Shannan Lerch: Amazing!
Nate forces RJ to climb up the ladder with him on the same side. Once near the top, he puts one of Jack’s arms around his own neck, and puts his own arm under the free limb of Jack, curling over the neck.
Zach Davis: He has a half nelson on that guy.
Nate pushes off, and they fall back. In midair, Nate turns himself, and delivers a half-nelson piledriver.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Luscious Jackson: DATS GOT TO BE IT!
Nate covers instantaneously.
ONE!!!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!
The next count begins..
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!
Seven!!!
Eight!!!
Nine!!!
...
TEN!!!!!!!
Zach Davis: NATE HAS WON THE SECOND FALL!
Shannan Lerch: TLC Time.
Both Nytro and Reckless Jack lay on the mat, pretty much exhausted. Nate rolls out of the ring, and begins looking under the apron for some goodies. Not surprisingly, he pulls out a ladder.
Luscious Jackson: Yup, here we go.
Nytro tosses it into the ring. He then pulls out a steel chair, tosses that in, and a table, which he slides in.
Zach Davis: The ring is cluttered, and this is truely a TLC match now. Remember though, it's still pinfall, nothing to reach up top.
Shannan Lerch: And that's how it should be.
Nate rolls in and picks up the chair. Reckless Jack is standing now, and Nate goes to hit Jack right on the head.. but Jack gets his hands up and catches the chair. He tries to pull it away from Nytro, but Nytro holds on. The two fight over it a little before Jack kicks him in the stomach and then nails him right in the face with it!
Luscious Jackson: Oooouuuchh.
Jack picks it up and slams it over Nytro's fallen body, and Nate is now bleeding from the head. Jack sets the chair over Nytro's head, and then sets up the ladder and starts climbing...
Zach Davis: Eh oh.
Nytro reaches the top... motions to the crowd... and then hits a Guillotine Legdrop onto the chair!! He quickly pins Nytro..
One!
Two!
No! Nytro kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: How is he even conscious!?
Jack stands up, unhappy. He stomps furiously at Nytro, and then picks him up. He stands over the chair.. Pulling Piledriver! Nate's head hits the chair and he almost has to be out. Jack stomps on him some more before.. locking in a Texas Cloverleaf?
Zach Davis: A scientific submission move in a TLC match?
Luscious Jackson: Well, hell, if you say so.
Jack cranks on the hold, trying to get Nate to tap out, but he doesn't seem able to do so. He's out. The ref picks up his arm... and it drops to the mat. He picks it up again... and it drops, again.
Shannan Lerch: Well there you go. Jack wins. It's academic.
Picks it up again.. it doesn't drop!! Nate's still alive!! The crowd roars as Nytro pulls himself to the ropes and pulls himself out of the ring, to the apron, forcing Jack to release the hold. Jack stands and Nytro shoulders him in the gut before grabbing him and hitting a Sunset Flip over the ropes!
One!
Two!
Jack kicks out!
Zach Davis: Close call.
Both men stand up and begin trading sloppy blows. Jack hits him a few times and then hits a Swinging Snap Suplex! He then begins setting up a table.
Luscious Jackson: This'll have to end it.
But Jack isn't done yet. He rolls out of the ring, and then begins looking under it... he pulls two things out. One, a Pepsi bottle, but it looks like it isn't filled with Pepsi. And two, matches.
Shannan Lerch: Uh...
He pours the liquid out of the Pepsi bottle right onto the table, and we can assume it's gas, or some other extremely flammable liquid. He then picks Nate up and puts him on the table.
Zach Davis: Good lord, no, what is he doing...
Instead of setting the table on fire, he begins climbing the ladder.
Luscious Jackson: I ain't got no idea..
He reaches the top, and looks down at Nate, smiling. He then lights a match.
Shannan Lerch: NO! You'll KILL HIM!
He tosses the match towards the table, and towards Nate..... but Nytro rolls off right before the match hits, luckily. The table, however, can't move, and instantly bursts into flames. Nytro looks up, pissed, and begins climbing the ladder with insane speed.
Zach Davis: This won't end good for either man.
The two exchange punches and blows to the head at the top. Nytro begins to stand up, and he pulls Jack up with him... They're still exchanging blows, trying to decide who will be the one to take the fall... Nytro slings Jack's shoulder over him, and SUPLEXES JACK OFF THE LADDER ONTO THE FLAMING TABLE!!!
Luscious Jackson: SWEET MOTHER OF TUPAC!
Nytro manages to stay on the ladder as Jack crashes onto the table! His body extingueshes the flames, but he's in incredible pain for sure. Nytro wastes no time and flies off the top of the ladder with the InspYration! He lands perfectly, and chants of "HOLY SHIT!" ring throughout the arena! This results in a pin!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Shannan Lerch: Nate Nytro finally gets his win!!!!
Nytro rolls off Jack and rests for a moment, letting it all sink in. The ref raises his arm in the air to a huge pop from the crowd. He rolls out of the ring and heads to the back, slapping as many fans hands as possible.
Zach Davis: Good for him!
Medics rush to the ring to check on Jack.
Luscious Jackson: And this PPV is still.. not.. over!
Streetfight, Texas Deathmatch, TLC
Surfacing hits as the arena goes dark. When Kevin Palmer's voice fills the arena the place starts to flash red lights. "I'm turning into what you... See!" Reckless Jack walks out as the crowd is booing the hell out Reckless Jack when seeing him. Of course, Fantastic Joe is not far behind either. Reckless Jack gets into the ring and kneels down as pyro shoots out of the ring posts. Reckless Jack gets up and streches with the ring ropes as Fantastic Joe yells at the ref.. Reckless Jack then waits...
Zach Davis: So it begins with Reckless Jack entrance.
Shannan Lerch: This is all coming down to tonight.
Luscious Jackson: Thats right bitches! One man wins, the other man loses.
The lights go dim as the beginning of “Determined” hits. After the drums and bass kick in full throttle, on each hard beat, a blue strobe flashes simultaneously with it, while at the same time smoke pours from the entranceway, shrouding it in a fog. Once the word “Go!” is heard in the song and the rhythm picks up, Nate Nytro runs out to the stage. He begins to head bang a little and then approaches the ring. He slides in and taunts on two opposite turnbuckles. On the first, he usually head bangs a bit to psyche-up the crowd. On the other, he gives the traditional, heavy metal devil horns.
Shannan Lerch: Will Nate finally beat this man one on one cleanly?
Zach Davis: According to the polls at WCF.com, he will.
Luscious Jackson: I gotta wait for both your cracka asses to stop talkin again so I can talk. Bunch of assholes.
Nate Nytro wants to lock up with Reckless Jack in the middle of the ring. Reckless Jack shakes his finger in a no type of way. Nate still motions for him to bring it on. Reckless Jack tells Fantastic Joe to leave the arena. The crowd cheers for Jack when hearing this. Joe walks to the back. Jack now goes to the middle of the ring to lock up with Nate, but he then backs off and takes a deep breath. Nate gets tired of the crap and Spears Jack down to the mat, punching the holy hell out of him. Jack tries to get his hands up, but no avail as Nate won't stop. Nate finally decides to stop punching Jack. Reckless Jack rolls out of the ring to catch his breath for a minute or two. The next thing we know, Nate is flying off the top rope with a Crossbody that takes Reckless Jack down.
Zach Davis: Nate means all business here tonight.
Shannan Lerch: We all know he wants nothing less then to kill Reckless Jack.
Nate gets back up and looks for a chair from under the ring. He finds one as he throws that into the ring. Reckless Jack is near the steel steps as Nate Nytro tries to pick him up. Jack throws Nate into the steel steps. We hear a thud on impact. Jack gets his break as Nate recovers. Jack rolls into the ring as Nate is near the barricade. Jack grabs the top rope as he hits a Asai Moonsault. Nate is smashed against the barricade as Jack starts to give Nate some well placed kicks to the midsection. On the forth or fifth kick, Nate catches Jack's foot. Jack is hopping around as Nate jumps up and hits a nasty Enziguri. Jack goes down again as Nate takes a breath of his own. Nate quickly whips Jack into the steel steps.
Shannan Lerch: This is already brutal. What action.
Luscious Jackson: Yeah, too bad no one holds a candle to my skillz.
Zach Davis: So you are doing gay pornos again then?
Luscious doesn't respond at all. Jack holds his shoulder as Nate hits a Shining Wizard surprisingly. Jack is down again. Nate picks up Jack and rolls him into the ring. Nate hits a Springboard Leg Drop on Jack. Nate covers. One! Two!! Kick out by Reckless Jack. Nate pounds the mat as he goes and gets that chair. He brings it into the ring as Jack is slowly getting up. Nate tries to hit Jack, but Jack kicks Nate in the gut. Nate drops the chair as Jack hits a quick Double Arm DDT on the chair. Nate rolls out of the ring as Jack tries to cover. Jack gets on the apron and as Nate is getting up, Jack hits an Apron-Dive Somersault Body Attack. Both men are down again. Nate gets up first however. Nate hops up on the barricade, jumps off and hits an Elbow Drop. Jack holds his chest in pain as Nate pulls out a table.
Luscious Jackson: Finally, dez crackas gettin da tables.
Shannan Lerch: In English please.
Nate sets the table up on the outside. Nate picks up Jack and goes for a Suplex. Jack is able to twist out of it midair and turn that into a Reverse DDT. Nate holds his head in pain as Jack looks at the table. Jack stops looking at the table as he picks up Nate. Nate, to his credit, takes advantage of the rules and low blows Jack. Jack holds his "boys." Nate sets Jack on the table. Nate rolls back into the ring. He runs off the ropes and springboards into a Shooting Star Press. This Shooting Star Press connects as Nate puts Jack through the first table of the night. The crowd has started a "WCF!" chant. Nate nods to the crowd, but some boo him. Nate gets up and rolls Jack into the ring. Nate goes for a cover right away. One! Two!! Kick out by Jack.
Zach Davis: What guts by Reckless Jack.
Shannan Lerch: What a start!
Nate talks with the ref about the count. Nate then goes to the top rope. Jack gets up as Nate jumps for a Missile Dropkick, but Jack is able to Dropkick Nate in midair. Nate smacks the mat hard. Jack rolls on his stomach. Jack then gets back up and starts to kick at Nate. Jack picks up Nate and hits a Uranage Slam. Nate is down as Jack gets the steel chair. Jack takes the chair to the top rope with him. Jack jumps off and hits a Somersault Leg Drop with the steel chair. Nate looks knocked out. Jack doesn't cover, but instead goes out of the ring. He finds a barbed wire 2x4 and brings that into the ring. Jack stalks Nate with this weapon. Nate gets up as Jack swings at him, Nate ducks this though. When Jack turns around, Nate hits a Dropkick on Jack. Jack drops the weapon. Nate picks up Jack and hits a Suplex and another Suplex. On the third attempt, Jack drops out of the Suplex. Jack pushes Nate into the ropes. When Nate comes back, Jack hits the Reckles Lariat.
Luscious Jackson: Dear god, both men are letting it all hang out already. When I do that, I get arrested.
Zach Davis: For those that don't know, the Reckless Lariat is a Discus Clothesline/Lariat. As for Mr. Jackson here, he was once a Michael Jackson fan.
Luscious Jackson: ...
Both men are down right now as the ref can only look on at the carnage so far. This has been a clean streetfight for the most part. Jack and Nate get back up. Nate kicks Jack in the gut and goes for the Catatonic Finish. Jack takes out one of Nate's legs however. Jack stomps Nate's groin really hard. Nate rolls over in pain. Jack gets the chair and places it under the face of Nate. Jack then locks up Nate in a strange looking hold. Jack then stomps the back of Nate's head into the chair. The crowd chants "Holy Shit!" at this manuever.
Shannan Lerch: The New York City Stomp, very brutal.
Zach Davis: Very!
Jack turns Nate over and covers. One! Two!! Three!!! Reckless Jack as won the first stage of the match.
Shannan Lerch: That was surprisingly fast!
Luscious Jackson: Props to da homeboy rocking the jean shorts, but it aint ova yet!
Zach Davis: We are now diving into the Texas Death Match
Reckless Jack regains balance after a bit of struggling. Nate is hardly stirring. Jack lifts him up and delivers a suplex. Reckless then goes up top on a turnbuckle that isn’t exactly close to the target. Regardless, he leaps...THE RECKLESS SPLASH!
Shannan Lerch: RJ may end this rather quickly.
Zach Davis: What a waste of hype.
Luscious Jackson: I can’t watch!
Jack covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Nate gets his shoulder up!
Shannan Lerch: HE’S ALIVE!
Luscious Jackson: Fo rizzle?
Zach Davis: Keep in mind, however, that it takes much more than a pin to end this stage of the match.
Reckless Jack stands again. He lifts Nate and sets him against the turnbuckle. He goes to town with Ric Flair chops. One...two...three...four...five...six...Following six, He turns Nate and hoists him atop the turnbuckle facing the crowd. He gets up behind and goes for the Reckless Killing. Suddenly, Nate comes to and elbows RJ in the temple thrice, knocking him down. Nate perches himself on top, RJ on his back...Whisper in the Wind! The impact hurls Nate off RJ, leaving him to hold his stomach in pain. Nate then uses the ropes to try and regain balance. RJ, however, is up. He nails a running dropkick, sending Nate to the outside. RJ climbs out not too long after. He grabs Nate head and smashes it on the guard rail. As Nate holds his skull, RJ reaches under the ring...
Luscious Jackson: Wooo, dats wut I’m talking ‘bout.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen...a ladder has been adopted into this match...can u say “Holy Shit”?
Shannan Lerch: Getting ready to.
RJ sets the 10 ft ladder up on the outside. He lifts Nate and lies him on the guardrail spine first. His legs are mangled in the front-row audience. RJ climbs the ladder and reaches the peak. He taunts the crowd, and jumps, delivering a massive leg drop to the head/neck area of Nate Nytro. Both men fall to the ground, Jack holding his tailbone and Nytro cluthching his throat.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Luscious Jackson: Holy shit!
Zach Davis: Shit! Stop, Jackson! Haven’t you heard of the fuckin FCC? God damn.
Luscious Jackson: My fault, just keeping it real.
Shannan Lerch: F*cking morons.
Reckless Jack covers...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The arena is filled with an uproar
Zach Davis: One half of the task is complete...now if the ref counts to ten before Nate Nytro can get to a decently vertical base, RJ has one the second stage and the whole match.
ONE!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!
FIVE!!!!!!!
SIX!!!!!!!
Nate Nytro begins stirring and gets on one knee.
SEVEN!!!!!!!
Nate Nytro is up.
Shannan Lerch: That means the pinfall is null and void...RJ must repeat the whole process again.
Luscious Jackson: Dat can’t be makin him happy.
Reckless Jack is up against the apron. He gets off, gets Nate, and gets him in the ring. Jack sees Nate’s disarray and takes time to bring out some more weapons...four tables, another 10 foot ladder and a 20 foot one as well. He lays the ladders on the aprons, and tosses the tables over the top rope. He gets back in...BAM!
Zach Davis: A BARBED WIRE CHAR???
Shannan Lerch: Well...he’s got his second wind.
Luscious Jackson: YO! Where did that come from?
Jack holds his now blood painted head tightly. Nate gets a table and sets it up in the center of the ring. He takes the 10 ft ladder and lays it between the second ropes of one turnbuckle. He puts the barbed wire chair on top. He grabs RJ, and they both ascend to the top of their wooden platform. Nate lifts RJ up in a Falcon Arrow delayed suplex position...and then, he leaps forward, droping him in an X-Factor fashion, onto the barbed chair and ladder. Jack rolls off, the chair still burrowed into his abdomen.
Luscious Jackson: Oooooh, cracka down.
Zach Davis: Why you prejudice-
Shannan Lerch: Oi vey.
The crowd is on the edge of their seats, ready to go over. Nate is the first to stand after this exchange. RJ has ripped the chair off his chest, sacrificing some flesh in the process. He tries to regain consciousness between the second and third rope. Nate climbs the turnbuckle nearest him...Shooting Star Leg Drop! Reckless Jack flies back into the ring. Nate slowly gets up and returns to the squared circle. He picks up the dead-weight opponent and places his on his shoulders, powerslam style. He walks over to the fallen chair, mangled in barbed wire now tainted with flesh. He grabs Jack’s neck, and brings him down...Michinoku Driver! This instantly converts to a pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!
Nate rolls off, and the ref begins counting.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!
SEVEN!!!
EIGHT!!!
RJ has crawlen to the ropes, and is trying to rise up.
NINE!!!
Nate grabs him, disrupting and ending the count.
Zach Davis: May not have been the wisest choice...unless he has a plan.
Nate whips Jack, but he reverses it...he quickly grabs the chair and thrusts it into the gut of the rebounding Nate Nytro. He then tosses it at Nate, causing him to instinctively catch it...Reckless Jackinator! After a long rest, Jack goes to cover...Nate, however, has recovered, and delivers a karate kick to RJ’s head from the ground. Nate sets up another table near one of the corners of the ring, and puts Jack on it. He then goes and grabs the big 20 footer, and sets it up in the opposite corner. As he ascends, RJ gets up and climbs the opposite side. Both reach the top, and RJ gains the upper hand with a few blows from his right fist. He then gets to the top, hooks Nate’s head with his legs, and sends him over with a Hurricanrana...Nate smashes through the table, and his body folds over in a scorpion fashion.
Zach Davis: Oh my God...
Shannan Lerch: That...that can’t be good...
Luscious Jackson: Ha ha ha, how’s it hangin, Nytro?
Shannan Lerch: How inappropriate, thank you.
Jack, who’s head smashed into one of the steps, crawls over and covers Nate.
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!
The ref initiates the second count.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!
Zach Davis: ...no way...Nytro is...getting up.
Seven!!!
Eigh- HE’S UP!
RJ runs at Nate who delivers a quick Yakuza Kick. Afterwards, he falls to the ground, out of breath.
Shannan Lerch: Amazing!
Nate forces RJ to climb up the ladder with him on the same side. Once near the top, he puts one of Jack’s arms around his own neck, and puts his own arm under the free limb of Jack, curling over the neck.
Zach Davis: He has a half nelson on that guy.
Nate pushes off, and they fall back. In midair, Nate turns himself, and delivers a half-nelson piledriver.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Luscious Jackson: DATS GOT TO BE IT!
Nate covers instantaneously.
ONE!!!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!
The next count begins..
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!
Seven!!!
Eight!!!
Nine!!!
...
TEN!!!!!!!
Zach Davis: NATE HAS WON THE SECOND FALL!
Shannan Lerch: TLC Time.
Both Nytro and Reckless Jack lay on the mat, pretty much exhausted. Nate rolls out of the ring, and begins looking under the apron for some goodies. Not surprisingly, he pulls out a ladder.
Luscious Jackson: Yup, here we go.
Nytro tosses it into the ring. He then pulls out a steel chair, tosses that in, and a table, which he slides in.
Zach Davis: The ring is cluttered, and this is truely a TLC match now. Remember though, it's still pinfall, nothing to reach up top.
Shannan Lerch: And that's how it should be.
Nate rolls in and picks up the chair. Reckless Jack is standing now, and Nate goes to hit Jack right on the head.. but Jack gets his hands up and catches the chair. He tries to pull it away from Nytro, but Nytro holds on. The two fight over it a little before Jack kicks him in the stomach and then nails him right in the face with it!
Luscious Jackson: Oooouuuchh.
Jack picks it up and slams it over Nytro's fallen body, and Nate is now bleeding from the head. Jack sets the chair over Nytro's head, and then sets up the ladder and starts climbing...
Zach Davis: Eh oh.
Nytro reaches the top... motions to the crowd... and then hits a Guillotine Legdrop onto the chair!! He quickly pins Nytro..
One!
Two!
No! Nytro kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: How is he even conscious!?
Jack stands up, unhappy. He stomps furiously at Nytro, and then picks him up. He stands over the chair.. Pulling Piledriver! Nate's head hits the chair and he almost has to be out. Jack stomps on him some more before.. locking in a Texas Cloverleaf?
Zach Davis: A scientific submission move in a TLC match?
Luscious Jackson: Well, hell, if you say so.
Jack cranks on the hold, trying to get Nate to tap out, but he doesn't seem able to do so. He's out. The ref picks up his arm... and it drops to the mat. He picks it up again... and it drops, again.
Shannan Lerch: Well there you go. Jack wins. It's academic.
Picks it up again.. it doesn't drop!! Nate's still alive!! The crowd roars as Nytro pulls himself to the ropes and pulls himself out of the ring, to the apron, forcing Jack to release the hold. Jack stands and Nytro shoulders him in the gut before grabbing him and hitting a Sunset Flip over the ropes!
One!
Two!
Jack kicks out!
Zach Davis: Close call.
Both men stand up and begin trading sloppy blows. Jack hits him a few times and then hits a Swinging Snap Suplex! He then begins setting up a table.
Luscious Jackson: This'll have to end it.
But Jack isn't done yet. He rolls out of the ring, and then begins looking under it... he pulls two things out. One, a Pepsi bottle, but it looks like it isn't filled with Pepsi. And two, matches.
Shannan Lerch: Uh...
He pours the liquid out of the Pepsi bottle right onto the table, and we can assume it's gas, or some other extremely flammable liquid. He then picks Nate up and puts him on the table.
Zach Davis: Good lord, no, what is he doing...
Instead of setting the table on fire, he begins climbing the ladder.
Luscious Jackson: I ain't got no idea..
He reaches the top, and looks down at Nate, smiling. He then lights a match.
Shannan Lerch: NO! You'll KILL HIM!
He tosses the match towards the table, and towards Nate..... but Nytro rolls off right before the match hits, luckily. The table, however, can't move, and instantly bursts into flames. Nytro looks up, pissed, and begins climbing the ladder with insane speed.
Zach Davis: This won't end good for either man.
The two exchange punches and blows to the head at the top. Nytro begins to stand up, and he pulls Jack up with him... They're still exchanging blows, trying to decide who will be the one to take the fall... Nytro slings Jack's shoulder over him, and SUPLEXES JACK OFF THE LADDER ONTO THE FLAMING TABLE!!!
Luscious Jackson: SWEET MOTHER OF TUPAC!
Nytro manages to stay on the ladder as Jack crashes onto the table! His body extingueshes the flames, but he's in incredible pain for sure. Nytro wastes no time and flies off the top of the ladder with the InspYration! He lands perfectly, and chants of "HOLY SHIT!" ring throughout the arena! This results in a pin!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Shannan Lerch: Nate Nytro finally gets his win!!!!
Nytro rolls off Jack and rests for a moment, letting it all sink in. The ref raises his arm in the air to a huge pop from the crowd. He rolls out of the ring and heads to the back, slapping as many fans hands as possible.
Zach Davis: Good for him!
Medics rush to the ring to check on Jack.
Luscious Jackson: And this PPV is still.. not.. over!